A Room for 5 [Sigh-nups now!]

What!... Is your name?- William Masters!

WHAT!... is your favorite Color- This one!

WHAT!!!!....is the airspeed of a unladen swallow?"- Really, REALLY fast. Like, super fast.

What is your date of origin?- 9/13/2012

Tell us about your pitiful human life- Well, I started off as a SUPER AWESOME FLOATING SWORD with an evil voice in my head that made me scared. And I got to stab a lot of things! And I was a flying skateboard for my master Miss Masters. But then she was sad that I was just a sword so she made me a SUPER AWESOME GOLEM BODY!!! But it was actually alive! Gasp! And then evil voice took over! Double gasp! So my master had to reforge me without the voice and I lost my floating. :C But then I had the golem body! :D But then the golem wanted his body back so I was just a normal sword :C But then the golem gave me a new body and its TOTALLY AWESOME! :D :D :D And then I found someone offering a room in a hotel so I took one of Miss Mister Master's old apps to sign up. And then I started filling out the app. And I'm still filling out the app!

IF you were playing a game what would you stat yourself with using the three four stats below. You have 10 15 points-
STR: 7
INT: 1
SPD: 5
CHA: 2

What do you think of maids?- I was made by a maid! They are super awesome!

What do you think of a cold unfeeling bastard of a butler that doesn't believe the maid's plan will work and will totally owe the maid five bucks.- I was made by a butler! They are super awesome! But more fun when they are maids.

Do you believe in life after love?- I like ponies. Also pony blood. They make good paints. What was the question again I forgot.

We're starting to run out of questions what do you think of that?- Here is a picture I drew. I hope you like it!