"Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares

The worst dreams are the ones where I find some manner of magical sex-changing object.

The worst part is waking up.

;-;

Same with me. But uh, with... species.

...Look, I- *snort* Okay, guys. I understand your sadness. But if you want to read about truly awful genderbend dreams/nightmares, try mine. Except they're pretty TMI so I'm sure you should actually not read it unless you want to experience something horrible, or maybe I'm exaggerating? So... spoiler'd for... graphic elements?! Is this PG-13? IDK?

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I have a lot of dreams where I'm some lil dude, or some older dude. Lil dude dreams are great and all, but older dude dreams are like a whole world of shame that make me glad as hell I am actually not physically a dude IRL, no matter what my brain may tell me. The worst one of those was- well- a girl was really sad because she broke up with her boyfriend, and she came to me to comfort her [in bed], so I did. [/I don't even want to go into how awful it was of me to have a dream like this in the first place?!] But then afterward, she was crying since I guess it's not what she had really wanted- So I was feeling tremendously guilty at this point and got up and asked her if she needed anything like water or food and that I'd just let her relax in my room for as long as she wanted- but nooo, for some reason, the dream gives me a huge impossibly painful boner that won't go away! So I try hiding that with the currently sparse fabric at my disposal and walk out my room, only to encounter a lot of people I know on the other side of my door. Why was there a house visit all of a sudden?! Who knows! The rest of the dream was attempting to awkwardly and painfully maneuver around the suddenly formed crowd as I tried to hide the awful boner. Which seriously hurt, by the way. I feel pain in dreams. 8T

And then there's THIS dream! Almost as bad. It starts out nice- I'm a guy my normal age [yay!] at my university and I have a magical timer that tells me how long I have left to enjoy this friendly, relaxed dream. However, this is where it all starts to go down the drain in more way than one. I suddenly feel the call of nature. AKA, my bladder. So I have to quickly go to the bathroom to take a piss. Everything was natural, until... for some reason, guys I know kept coming in, and they kept choosing the urinal next to mine [I THOUGHT THERE WAS A RULE ABOUT THIS], so that they could peek over and verify the existence of my thing while I was trying to take a piss. So I look at them, and I say, excuse me, I would appreciate some privacy here, and they just keep freaking out and making a big deal until my timer runs out and I wake up, feeling nasty and annoyed.

*bashes head against desk*

I mostly have really great dreams though
Those two are just some of the worst to ever occur

P.S. Bigro I loved reading your dream it was very interesting! 8D