Re: One-Man Infiltration Mission
09-24-2011, 03:22 AM
Hothead fell over and knocked himself out because he swiveled in his heels. Carol knew exactly where to begin as she cradled his head with an ice pack.
"It began in Africa, where Mister Hothead here first saw a volcano. Immediately, he was in love. He decided the whole world should be littered with volcanoes. Enviro-Man couldn't stop him. Captain Planet couldn't stop him. The Green Lantern couldn't stop him, even though he's Green in the literal Green sense. Some call him an eco-terrorist, but he prefers the term 'magma artisan.' He's already turned China into a volcano of economic prosperity, and he put a few in Greenland but everybody forgot about them. When's the last time you thought about Greenland?! He went backpacking through Europe for a while, really opened his mind, he went to some killer concerts. But enough about that, you're here for a job application right?" Carol had heard it all too many times. "Anita!" She had no idea why Hothead did that. Perhaps it was his secret, dead latin lover?
"Uh, yeah," Agent York said. He wasn't expecting everything to go so easily. The front door was unlocked. Hothead was right there. His cover story had been handed to him on a plate, and then replaced with another one that would allow him to rub shoulders with Hothead himself. It was so easy he actually got more tense waiting for the other shoe to drop, be it a trap door or a gun.
"Alice will show you the way to the interview office," said Carol. Alice fell out of the closet. She was wearing a pink bikini with a white sheer dress that really wasn't a dress but more of a shirt. "Oh, Alice. Always 8 dress codes behind," Carol said. York didn't know why she thought he'd care.
Alice ripped off her current outfit, revealing the catsuit-with-bikini-over-it underneath. "Follow me," she said. This was the most insane evil base York had ever seen.
"It began in Africa, where Mister Hothead here first saw a volcano. Immediately, he was in love. He decided the whole world should be littered with volcanoes. Enviro-Man couldn't stop him. Captain Planet couldn't stop him. The Green Lantern couldn't stop him, even though he's Green in the literal Green sense. Some call him an eco-terrorist, but he prefers the term 'magma artisan.' He's already turned China into a volcano of economic prosperity, and he put a few in Greenland but everybody forgot about them. When's the last time you thought about Greenland?! He went backpacking through Europe for a while, really opened his mind, he went to some killer concerts. But enough about that, you're here for a job application right?" Carol had heard it all too many times. "Anita!" She had no idea why Hothead did that. Perhaps it was his secret, dead latin lover?
"Uh, yeah," Agent York said. He wasn't expecting everything to go so easily. The front door was unlocked. Hothead was right there. His cover story had been handed to him on a plate, and then replaced with another one that would allow him to rub shoulders with Hothead himself. It was so easy he actually got more tense waiting for the other shoe to drop, be it a trap door or a gun.
"Alice will show you the way to the interview office," said Carol. Alice fell out of the closet. She was wearing a pink bikini with a white sheer dress that really wasn't a dress but more of a shirt. "Oh, Alice. Always 8 dress codes behind," Carol said. York didn't know why she thought he'd care.
Alice ripped off her current outfit, revealing the catsuit-with-bikini-over-it underneath. "Follow me," she said. This was the most insane evil base York had ever seen.