The Grand Revival: Round 3 - St. Masimodo

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SpoilerI got bored of waiting so i maid this happen.

"I just have sounds in my head that I have to make up And say It is the osund Of death It whistles through my brain And it sounds like Poldt." Inganoo said.

"fuck that's the sound of death" said Trunder Sunder

"Plkundl" Inganoo replied.

"now we are all going to die" said Trunder Sunder

Then Gozen Greytrix died.

"Gozen was the first to die" said Trunder Sunder

"SPRINGS!" Yelled Inganoo, as springs exploded from the landscape. "NOOOOOOOOOOO SPRINGS." He grabbed hold of The Red Scourge "You unesrtand Springs Are the most important things Ever Made. Springs IN YOUR SOCKS Springs IN YOUR BD."

"No Inganoo, nothing I do is understanding." said Sulisha

"Springs IN YOUR LEGS." Inganoo replied. "Springs IN YOUR PANTS."

Gozen came back to life.

"They go Sproiinng Sproingoboingo." Inganoo said. "Springs."

"pyps you are back from the dead" said Trunder Sunder

"SPRINGS IN YOUR INTESTINES!" Inganoo ranted. "Your intestines need springs to function. You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough. You understand!"

"Yes I am Trunder Sunder." said Gozen.

"cool" said Trunder

"Springy intestines!" Inganoo insisted.

"Ingy what other things have springs?" Trunder asked.

"This is how you poo." Inganoo whispered conspiratorially.

""dick" is the sound of PROGRESS (and opening puzzle doors)" said.

"SPRINGS IN YOUR BOOKS." Inganoo's ranting tapered off and his face took on a serious expression. "Look there are only so many things I can put springs in"

"those springs are the reason i don't read books any more" Trunder said.

"This really isn't funny at all. Springs." Inganoo replied.

"Put springs in your cat" said.

"IN YOUR GLASSES... Springs!" Inganoo said. "IN YOUR OWLS... Springs!"

"well, on your cat" said thoughtfully.

"IN YOUR DUCKS... Springs!" Inganoo continued. "IN YOUR TIME TRAVEL... Springs! ...Wait I lost my train of thought."

"Inganoo." said.

"Hok hok." Inganoo replied, the traditional Inganooese greeting. "SPRINGS IN YOUR TOES"

"Put metal springs all over the water springs in season of springs" said.

Inganoo scowled. "Loooook. You can't put the psrings in the springs Then You get exploding slinkies Jokes on you."

"should i make the really bad joke?" Trunder asked.

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SpoilerThe joke was springception.

"I, I thought that was the goal Ingy!!!!" said.

"GOAL IS SPRINGS!" Inganoo corrected him. "Springs... IN YOUR BASEBALLS! SPRINGS... IN YOUR GARFIELD!"

"springs in your goals?" Trunder asked.

"I know what I want in my Garfield." Inganoo said.

"is it springs?" Trunder asked.

There was a long moment of silence, and finally. "Yes." Inganoo said.

"yay" Trunder replied.

"Can we have Springtime all the time 'cause 1/4th of the year really doesn't cut it for me." said.

"SPRING TIME IS ALL THE TIME! WE HAVE SPRING EVERYWHERE!" Inganoo decreed. "YOU SEE SPRINGS IN YOUR..."

"seasons?" Trunder interrupted.

"TEETH!" Inganoo yelled. "SPRINGS IN YOUR SEASONING!" At that point a spring burst out of the ground under , and propelled him into a swamp.

"INGY I'MA DROWN." He said. Inganoo was not interested.

"SPRINGS IN YOUR SPRINGS" he commented. "SPRINGS IN YOUR PEPPER. BELL PEPPERS!" He glanced around, suddenly finding himself in a different location entirely.

"Hills of paradox grass, Everywhere." He commented. "Shit I want to think of a pun. This sucks."

"Silken meadows of silly things, such as paradox grass" said.

"Noooooo." Ingy refuted. "I can only rhyme. You have to understand."

"Inganoo, you are not rhyming" Trunder said.

"No" Inganoo denied. "No"

"none of this rhymes" Trunder insisted.

"No, No, Look, No Look Here." Inganoo pointed at something incredibly important. Trunder folded his arms and looked away.

"no" he said.

"No" Inganoo rebutted. "The word you're looking for is "understand""

"no" Trunder said. Inganoo decided to ignore him, just as the springs tore through the meadow of paradox grass.

"SEVEN!" Inganoo yelled. "SPRINGS IN YOUR SEVENS. SPRINGS UP TO YOUR NINES! HUNGER FOR SPRINGS! IT'S GOOD IN IRON!SPRINGS! SPONGS! ...Sponges?" He said confused, as massive sponges burst through the field. "OH MY GOD"