Weird Tics - the strange stuff we do without realizing it

Teach me how to bird.

Fellow pigeoncooperson. I will gladly attempt to help you regain your birdsongtalents. Voice tutoring over Skype if you're serious about it. 8'D I've successfully gotten more than one person started with birdcalls before, but with higher, more stringent ones- if you only want to relearn pigeons, it's probably harmless, but if you want to learn other types of birdcalls too I gotta put my usual disclaimer out that you're going to make your voice crack more (possibly permanent damage, even) in the process and get more than one throatache. If you are out seeking a career in humansong, birdsong is not a bueno idea. >O

I love tildes and smileys, but you're right, either of those are not welcome everywhere. ;u;

I think I would be really annoying to you IRL because I would grab every one of those opportunities you offer to fill in for what you would have hypothetically said, but always with very silly things. >D One of my friends IRL is constantly fixing her bangs, and even though it was distracting at first, I got used to it (and so did her boyfriend), so I don't think it's that bad!

Also randomly flipping things such as pens or boxes = good showmanship in my eyes I would provide applause every time