Consistency

UNCLEAR USER INTERFACE

Right, yeah, you can't figure out how this interface works now that you've cleared out all the visuals. In retrospect, that was kind of a dumb idea.

Luckily, a simple Control-Z undoes it all and gives you back a usable interface. Now you can check your messages and...

Uh-oh. That's not good. You've got messages from the boss, the mayor, the President, and your mother.

You must have really messed up this time. Well, nothing to do but take a look. Which message are you going to look at first?

MILK IS OFF

Of course! MILK is OFF! That must mean that WATER is ON. Now you can figure out this puzzle, probably.

Let's see. Right now you have six glasses of milk on the left, four glasses of water on the right, and three empty glasses that you can fill from the containers.

Oh, and you also have this glass of apple juice, but you get the feeling it would be a bad idea to use that in the puzzle.

So knowing all that, how are you going to shut down the force field?

HAVE A CURRY

Yes, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, there is a curry in your inventory.

Frankly, this is starting to freak you out. How is it you're able to put things in your inventory just by willing them into existence? Does this have some kind of cost? Are you creating the items somehow, or taking them from somewhere else?

This is very confusing. You want to know more about this power before you go recklessly abusing it. But what can you do to figure it out?

My God, it's full of stars!

You've made your decision. You're going to buy the god filled with stars. He's a costly one, but you just can't resist.

So now that you've gone into debt for a new god, what are you going to name Him?

MY STARS!

You take out your shuriken and fling them, pinning your target against the wall. Hopefully, you can escape before he realizes what's going on.

"Jenkins!" he shouts. "I've given you at least eight warnings about roleplaying as a ninja on the job. Get me down this instant and get back to work or you're fired!"

You sigh, and head back to free your boss. Looks like it's back to filing accounts today. Man, you have such a boring job.

So which account will you take a look at first?

The perfect plan: Go up to them and kill them. On their last breath, whisper "April Fools!" The person will laugh right as they die, which is pretty awesome and you will have an excuse when you are in court.

You present your killer proposal to the client. (Heh, "killer", you're so witty.) You're sure they'll love it.

Or maybe they'll just sort of stare at you in disbelief after reading it.

"That's your plan? Kill them and say April Fool? And even if this idiotic plan actually worked and won me an acquittal, which it won't, the fact remains that I do not want to be traced to the murder. You are the worst murder consultant I've ever contacted, clearly your reputation is wholly undeserved."

Uh-oh. The client's not impressed. You'd better do something to get him to change his mind, quick, or you're not getting paid this month!

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

You opt to CHUG with all three of your stored turns. Just as you hope, you trigger a combo move: TRIPLE CHUG.

You drink down an entire bottle of healing potion, fully recovering your health. Now you're back in the fight!

But, uh-oh. The Hindenburger's stored up eight turns over the course of the battle. And it's getting ready to use them. This is going to hurt.

Your only chance is to spend a future turn on defense. But what defensive move are you going to use? With no stored turns, you can only make one move, better make it a good one.

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When it rains in the doors and power outlet is go go go go

Okay, you think you're starting to get an idea of how this nonsense world works. Maybe.

You wait for the rain to start inside the door frame, then when you see the power outlet exist, that's when you make your move. You rush to the toaster, hurl the cord into the outlet, then fling the toaster into the rain.

There's a loud ZAP, and a wall falls down. You've got a chance to escape!

Or at least, that's what you thought. It turns out there's a gigantic chicken on the other side of the wall, and she doesn't look very friendly. How are you going to handle this?

MILK IS OFF

MILK IS CHILLIN', DOZ IS CHILLIN'

You reflect on the facts. Milk is off duty, and now Chillin' has shown up to cause trouble. And your calls to Doz haven't been getting through.

What if it's all connected? What if Milk, Doz, and Chillin' are actually the same person? You've never seen any two of them together, after all.

It's a shocking revelation, but ultimately you have no real proof. Nothing more than circumstantial evidence.

But maybe if you could catch Chillin', you could unmask him and prove those connections. Maybe then you'd get closer to the truth.

So how are you going to do that? If he really is Milk, he knows this place better than you do. You'll need a plan.