The Mondo Ruction Infinity Minus 0.5 - ROUND 1 - The Crystal Rose Hotel & Resort

Initiating New Project. Project Title: Multiversal Metafoundation Data Collation and Analysis to Formulate the New Scripture for Moral Existence within The Greater Framework of Reality.

Project MMDCaAtFtNSfMEwTGFoR Report #1 Commencing: Today is a wonderful day. My assumptions about reality and the laws that governed by existence up until this point in time have been upended by a most unusual entity. For the sake of completeness I must detail the process through which my consciousness has been uplifted to a new metacosmic level.

I was performing routine maintenance upon the Centre Spiral Centrifuge when with no detected presignifiers I was removed from the Plane of Order and brought to what all sensory data seems to indicate is another universe. Attention was forced elsewhere during occupation of this intermediary location but some peripheral observation was necessary. Terrain appeared to have no fixed form; reforming itself in both shape and texture frequently. Available shapes included natural formations, life-made structures and objects and living beings both organic and non-organic.

My initial hypothesis suggests an extension on the universal axis of order and chaos. Where my Plane of Order and its opposing Plane of Chaos were thought to be the outer edges of this axis I think this realm might represent a Hyperrealm of Chaos, and equally suggests a Hyperrealm of Order.

Reminder to self: initiate new project to reach the Hyperrealm of Order.

I was brought to this realm by an entity. Description of entity follows. No details omitted due to importance of entity.

Entity resembles common Physical Plane children’s object: an orange (approx #FFA500) billiard ball with arabic numeral 5 upon one side. Entity is adorned with common Physical Plane clothing Items: a crimson red (approx #DC143C) fez hat and a woolen scarf with a non repeating pattern of robin egg blue (approx #00CCCC), candy apple red (approx #FF0800), harlequin green (approx #3FFF00), trombone yellow (approx #D2B55B) and acorn brown (#D7A98C).

Entity said: "We have taken you for a battle to the death." Use of we to indicate plurality. Entity contains multiple consciousnesses or entity is one of a number of entities who are also involved in this in some way. The purpose of this conflict is unclear. Based on ability to take and immobilize multiple entities presumably each of whom come from different planes, it seems likely that this entity could have killed both me and the rest of my ‘opponents’ with ease, presumably before we could even understand what was happening to us. Suggests goal is somehow contained within the conflict. Furthermore it must be said that allowing us knowledge of this goal and structure was not necessary. Information likely given to manipulate behaviour of subjects (us).

Moral dilemma: Law is immutable. Law must be followed. Entity is best living example of Ultimate Cosmic Authority that I have available to me or have ever heard of. Therefore should it follow that acting according to its wishes is the moral action here? Conversely as a being of the Hyperrealm of Chaos the entity may actually be an entity that lives in fundamental opposition to Law and my kin. In which case what would be the moral course of action?

Refusal to fight would be to stand in rigid opposition to its goals but could result in my death. Returning to the Plane of Order with more information on the world represents unquestioned moral good, but does the end justify the means in this case?

Escape guarantees my safety and thus ensures that the world can benefit from the fruits of my research, but dooms other entities to be tormented by this Entity.

Opposition to the Entity would be unquestionably moral (assuming it is fundamentally chaos aligned) but probability of survival is extremely low and thus any future beneficial actions I could carry out are prevented.

Further contemplation is needed.

Additional notes: Entity identified itself as The Oddball and introduced its other subjects as The Ovipath, Grey, The Sparxle Chicks, Stringbox, The Saint of Ideas, Gobbie and Faraxetty Strigantonio (descriptions withheld from this entry and will be included in my log when I encounter them again in person). However this information was not spoken aloud. Exact means by which information was given is not known. Between this suspicious methodology and the fact that I suspect the Entity of being chaos-aligned I am choosing to treat this information with skepticism. I will speak to each of the subjects individually and ascertain who and what they are through their own words and actions.

Additional Additional notes: I’m in some laboratory and a fox woman is angry at me for reasons I do not yet comprehend. Though there is much left to contemplate I am ending this log entry here while I attend to immediate matters of concern.

Report Ends.