RE: Timu's Doctor Who and Torchwood Reviews (spoilers!)
07-03-2024, 02:24 PM
sr15 e7
dr15 s1 e8
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throughout the past season, a lady has been reappearing as a different character in every episode, and also everytime Ruby's Mysterious Past™️ is mentioned, it is very mysterious. Who is Ruby's birth mom who abandoned Ruby as a baby, and how come the very mention of that night has been enough to summon snow, indoors, in space, in defiance of physics itself? in one episode the God Of Music was about to kill Ruby but Mysterious Past™️ and the god of music said no actually i do not dare mess with that.
dr goes to visit UNIT to ask for help in investigating these two mysterious women, Ruby's mom and also the reoccuring lady who is a different person in each episode. well in this episode she's famous entrepreneur Susan Triad of S Triad Technologies who is launching her new Big Product worldwide in about 44 minutes+commercial breaks.
meanwhile, the doctor visits UNIT's time memory holodeck, where everyone uses the power of teamwork to recreate a simulation of the night Ruby was abandoned. However, Ruby's mom's face is obscured by Mystery and one of the guards gets murdered by something in the memory:
a scary spooky shroud of shadow sand that says scary and cryptic things! after they leave the memory holodeck, they enhance the footage and discover that inside the shroud of scary, there is the Tardis! whats it doing in there! and why is the real Tardis in real life also getting all spooky and scary! and meanwhile Susan Triad is launching her product on the global tv and is going off script and saying cryptic things too! her teleprompter starts glitching so we can see that not only is S Triad an anagram of Tardis, but if you shorten the company name of Susan Triad Technologies to Sue Tech and then to Sutekh... the God of Death that was featured in the 1975 doctor who episode Pyramid of Mars! oh no!!!! Sutekh says im evil and im here and im going to kill everyone!!!!!!!!! CLIFFHANGER!
OVERALL RATING
Villain of the Fortnight (thats british for two weeks, since this is a two-part episode:)
Sutekh, the God of Death. his big evil plan isnt revealed until the next episode, but so far there are two minions: Susan Triad who was about to launch a Big Product that turns out to not be important at all, and a UNIT employee who was named Harriet Arbinger, or Harbinger for short. Both of these people are transformed into Angels of Death at the end!
deaths: Sutekh turns 2 people into sand!
births: Sutekh turns 2 people into angels of death!
overall death rate: zero... for now
Moral of the Story: Make sure you watch the tv show Doctor Who in a waterproofed area, because whenever that Mysterious Past™️ gets mentioned, it also snows in real life and that can cause serious water damage to your home
Overall Rating: 1/2 parts! stay tuned for next week!
dr goes to visit UNIT to ask for help in investigating these two mysterious women, Ruby's mom and also the reoccuring lady who is a different person in each episode. well in this episode she's famous entrepreneur Susan Triad of S Triad Technologies who is launching her new Big Product worldwide in about 44 minutes+commercial breaks.
meanwhile, the doctor visits UNIT's time memory holodeck, where everyone uses the power of teamwork to recreate a simulation of the night Ruby was abandoned. However, Ruby's mom's face is obscured by Mystery and one of the guards gets murdered by something in the memory:
a scary spooky shroud of shadow sand that says scary and cryptic things! after they leave the memory holodeck, they enhance the footage and discover that inside the shroud of scary, there is the Tardis! whats it doing in there! and why is the real Tardis in real life also getting all spooky and scary! and meanwhile Susan Triad is launching her product on the global tv and is going off script and saying cryptic things too! her teleprompter starts glitching so we can see that not only is S Triad an anagram of Tardis, but if you shorten the company name of Susan Triad Technologies to Sue Tech and then to Sutekh... the God of Death that was featured in the 1975 doctor who episode Pyramid of Mars! oh no!!!! Sutekh says im evil and im here and im going to kill everyone!!!!!!!!! CLIFFHANGER!
OVERALL RATING
Villain of the Fortnight (thats british for two weeks, since this is a two-part episode:)
Sutekh, the God of Death. his big evil plan isnt revealed until the next episode, but so far there are two minions: Susan Triad who was about to launch a Big Product that turns out to not be important at all, and a UNIT employee who was named Harriet Arbinger, or Harbinger for short. Both of these people are transformed into Angels of Death at the end!
deaths: Sutekh turns 2 people into sand!
births: Sutekh turns 2 people into angels of death!
overall death rate: zero... for now
Moral of the Story: Make sure you watch the tv show Doctor Who in a waterproofed area, because whenever that Mysterious Past™️ gets mentioned, it also snows in real life and that can cause serious water damage to your home
Overall Rating: 1/2 parts! stay tuned for next week!
dr15 s1 e8
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part 2: previously on Doctor Who: Sutekh was fighting the 4th doctor in the 1975 episode of Doctor Who, but the Doctor managed to defeat Sutekh using the time vortex as a prison or something
Now on Doctor Who: Sutekh reveals that when Doctor defeated Sutekh last time ,he actually didnt
Sutekh managed to escape and hide on the Tardis, and has been a stowaway for the last 49 years of Doctor Who the tv show. and everywhere the Tardis lands, Sutekh secretly left a Susan Triad behind to integrate seamlessly into the local timeline as just a regular person. Then, after the Tardis first encountered Ruby's Mysterious Past™️, Sutekh said What The Fuck??? The Fuck?? Why cant i see who Ruby's mom is? That's mysterious™️ and scary! i better start moving my secret plan into phase two!
phase two of Sutekh's plan: wait for a dramatic climactic moment, and then kill everyone.
since doctor lands in modern day london like, all the time, ModernEraEarth!SusanTriad is special since she gets like an extra dose of being a real person each time The Doctor lands. Her Big Product announcement is a nice dramatic moment, and also UNIT has discovered that there's something wrong with the TARDIS at the same time! Time to kill everyone!
all the Susan Triad throughout the universe and history all transform into angels of death, and blow a dusty sandstorm of Murder Sand that Kills You
because this is happening everywhere and everytime and because time is weird, Sutekh succesffully kills literally everyone and everything ever, except for Doctor and Ruby who have escaped using the memory holodeck's recreation of the Tardis
Sutekh's Dusty Death Wave is capable of travelling backwards through time, through family trees, and can kill memories, facts and concepts. Sutekh has enough power at this point to kill everyone anywhere anywhen guaranteed 100% and has chosen to spare Doctor and Ruby because he's still concerned about the Mysterious Past ™️. Ruby's mother is unidentifiable in a Mysterious ™️ way, so even if Sutekh kills her, he couldn't be sure, so he is keeping Doctor and Ruby alive so they can solve the Mystery™️ and identify the mother
Doctor and Ruby figure out who Ruby's mom is. the name is written on a little tv screen Ruby is about to show it to Sutekh... she gets close... but then smashes the screen and hastily clips a dog leash to Sutekh! (.Sutekh is like a giant spooky dog monster btw) and then Doctor tapes the other end of the leash to the Tardis and then they go to the Time Vortex dragging Sutekh along!! Sutekh is struggling but the doctor splats Sutekh against the wall of the time vortex and kills Sutekh, reversing all of those deaths, saving the day! the end! honestly a bit silly and anticlimactic but like, its fine.
guess what else is anticlimactic! Sutekh is defeated so we now reveal to the audience that Ruby's Mom.... is not at all special, just a teen mom who is now 35 and living an average life. "the mystery of who she was was very hyped up and got so overhyped that it went from being a mysterious past to a Mysterious Past™️ that's Mysterious™️ enough to frighten the gods
ruby reunites with her birth mom and dad, and they with adoptive mom and adoptive grandma go have a happy celebration and Doctor leaves, the end
OVERALL RATING
villain of the week: Sutekh the god of death. this guy hid on the Tardis and left little babies all over the place that could grow up into Angels of Death, and with enough of them he was able to poot out enough death sand to cover the whole of time and space and be able to kill EVERYONE. he can also turn invisible and is also able to spy on people through anything that is dead (eg dead skin, hair, corpses etc).
however if you get really really confused about something that's confusing, you can get confused about it SO hard that it becomes so confusing that it can confuse gods, and you can use that distraction™️ to murder him with a doggy leash made out of Science Rope
deaths: literally everyone (including Sutekh, but not including Doctor and Ruby)
births: literally everyone who died ( except Sutekh)
Overall Death Rate: just Sutekh, the god of dying
Moral of the Story: uhhh never trust anyone with the last name Arbinger i guess? I probably would have said something about how Sutekh got distracted by Ruby with the smashing the screen with the Mysterious™️ Mom's Name on it and the doggy leash maneuver but maybe it was the power of The Mystery ™️ that prevented Sutekh from using any of those superpowers I talked about to figure out the name other than Ruby showing the screen to him in person.
Overall Rating: 8.6/10 i guess? it was pretty good but I felt the resolution left something to be desired. I still liked it though!
To my readers: Sorry for all the snow damage I caused to your homes each time I mentioned Ruby's Mysterious Past ™️. Its been Solved®️ now so it shouldnt be snowing in real life when you read my reviews anymore. thanks byeee
Now on Doctor Who: Sutekh reveals that when Doctor defeated Sutekh last time ,he actually didnt
Sutekh managed to escape and hide on the Tardis, and has been a stowaway for the last 49 years of Doctor Who the tv show. and everywhere the Tardis lands, Sutekh secretly left a Susan Triad behind to integrate seamlessly into the local timeline as just a regular person. Then, after the Tardis first encountered Ruby's Mysterious Past™️, Sutekh said What The Fuck??? The Fuck?? Why cant i see who Ruby's mom is? That's mysterious™️ and scary! i better start moving my secret plan into phase two!
phase two of Sutekh's plan: wait for a dramatic climactic moment, and then kill everyone.
since doctor lands in modern day london like, all the time, ModernEraEarth!SusanTriad is special since she gets like an extra dose of being a real person each time The Doctor lands. Her Big Product announcement is a nice dramatic moment, and also UNIT has discovered that there's something wrong with the TARDIS at the same time! Time to kill everyone!
all the Susan Triad throughout the universe and history all transform into angels of death, and blow a dusty sandstorm of Murder Sand that Kills You
because this is happening everywhere and everytime and because time is weird, Sutekh succesffully kills literally everyone and everything ever, except for Doctor and Ruby who have escaped using the memory holodeck's recreation of the Tardis
Sutekh's Dusty Death Wave is capable of travelling backwards through time, through family trees, and can kill memories, facts and concepts. Sutekh has enough power at this point to kill everyone anywhere anywhen guaranteed 100% and has chosen to spare Doctor and Ruby because he's still concerned about the Mysterious Past ™️. Ruby's mother is unidentifiable in a Mysterious ™️ way, so even if Sutekh kills her, he couldn't be sure, so he is keeping Doctor and Ruby alive so they can solve the Mystery™️ and identify the mother
Doctor and Ruby figure out who Ruby's mom is. the name is written on a little tv screen Ruby is about to show it to Sutekh... she gets close... but then smashes the screen and hastily clips a dog leash to Sutekh! (.Sutekh is like a giant spooky dog monster btw) and then Doctor tapes the other end of the leash to the Tardis and then they go to the Time Vortex dragging Sutekh along!! Sutekh is struggling but the doctor splats Sutekh against the wall of the time vortex and kills Sutekh, reversing all of those deaths, saving the day! the end! honestly a bit silly and anticlimactic but like, its fine.
guess what else is anticlimactic! Sutekh is defeated so we now reveal to the audience that Ruby's Mom.... is not at all special, just a teen mom who is now 35 and living an average life. "the mystery of who she was was very hyped up and got so overhyped that it went from being a mysterious past to a Mysterious Past™️ that's Mysterious™️ enough to frighten the gods
ruby reunites with her birth mom and dad, and they with adoptive mom and adoptive grandma go have a happy celebration and Doctor leaves, the end
OVERALL RATING
villain of the week: Sutekh the god of death. this guy hid on the Tardis and left little babies all over the place that could grow up into Angels of Death, and with enough of them he was able to poot out enough death sand to cover the whole of time and space and be able to kill EVERYONE. he can also turn invisible and is also able to spy on people through anything that is dead (eg dead skin, hair, corpses etc).
however if you get really really confused about something that's confusing, you can get confused about it SO hard that it becomes so confusing that it can confuse gods, and you can use that distraction™️ to murder him with a doggy leash made out of Science Rope
deaths: literally everyone (including Sutekh, but not including Doctor and Ruby)
births: literally everyone who died ( except Sutekh)
Overall Death Rate: just Sutekh, the god of dying
Moral of the Story: uhhh never trust anyone with the last name Arbinger i guess? I probably would have said something about how Sutekh got distracted by Ruby with the smashing the screen with the Mysterious™️ Mom's Name on it and the doggy leash maneuver but maybe it was the power of The Mystery ™️ that prevented Sutekh from using any of those superpowers I talked about to figure out the name other than Ruby showing the screen to him in person.
Overall Rating: 8.6/10 i guess? it was pretty good but I felt the resolution left something to be desired. I still liked it though!
To my readers: Sorry for all the snow damage I caused to your homes each time I mentioned Ruby's Mysterious Past ™️. Its been Solved®️ now so it shouldnt be snowing in real life when you read my reviews anymore. thanks byeee
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