RE: Timu's Doctor Who and Torchwood Reviews (spoilers!)
05-20-2024, 04:14 AM
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Doctor Who!!!!
Doctor and Ruby go to the future to a space station! Its a baby factory, making human babies for colonies that are not able to make babies the regular way. but there have been budget cuts, so there is no one to take care of the babies, however because of abortion commentary, the babies must continue to be born.
so the crew of the space station ends up being, one adult human, and a bunch of babies driving around in baby strollers that run like motorized wheelchairs. the babies are like, 6 month old babies but they can talk and they are 6 years old apparently, but they are still tiny.
there's a scary monster in the basement though!!! scary monster! it is called The Bogeyman because it is explicitly designed by the malfunctioning onboard AI to be as scary as possible . its using infrasound to set off your nervous fear response, and also it uses a great pun because it's literally made out of Bogeys (the boogers and snot from the babies upstairs)
the adult woman tries to kill it to save the kids, but the doctor realizes it is also a baby technically even though it is made of boogers and is scary but it still deserves to live so he saves it and sets it up so that it basically becomes the pet dog
then he sets all the babies peepee and poopoo on fire as a makeshift thruster engine in order to destabilize the space stations orbit. (because the space corporation is too lazy to go to the babies to save them, but if the babies come to the corporation then they will save them)
then doctor and ruby go back to the present day to celebrate christmas with Ruby's family
the end!
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ?? — Yesterday at 6:41 PM
im glad all the babies are ok at the end
Timu — Yesterday at 6:44 PM
Overall rating
Main Villain: The Boogeyman
scary doggo made out of boogers. But the true villain is like, conservative politics i guess. it's a political commentary thing, cause of how the babies must be born but once they are born they don't need to be taken care of.
Deaths: none!
Births: like, 10 six-year-old babies with six-month-old baby bodies, and about 10 or 20 baby babies in jars, and 1 mean doggo baby
Birth Rate: i noticed that i usually do Births minus Deaths for 'birth rate' but for it to truly be a 'rate' it needs to be division
Birth Rate: divide by zero error since there are 0 deaths. Or, as a rate of births over time, it's like, 10 babies every 6 years it seems
Moral of the story: be pro-choice and don't abandon babies i guess?
oh and also I usually don't make fun of special effects but the weird lip syncing animation they used to have the babies talking... i didn't like that.
Overall Rating: poopoo pee pee / 10
Actual Rating: 5/10. It wasn't a really bad episode but it wasn't a really exciting or fun episode. the reveal of the monster being made of snot was fun because i liked the pun. They had a bit about the butterfly effect at the start of the episode, that was kinda funny. Oh, and the nanny-filter they used to let the doctor and adult woman say Fuck in front of the babies. And that's it. This was kind of a nothing-episode. I guess I don't really like babies that much
Doctor Who!!!!
Doctor and Ruby go to the future to a space station! Its a baby factory, making human babies for colonies that are not able to make babies the regular way. but there have been budget cuts, so there is no one to take care of the babies, however because of abortion commentary, the babies must continue to be born.
so the crew of the space station ends up being, one adult human, and a bunch of babies driving around in baby strollers that run like motorized wheelchairs. the babies are like, 6 month old babies but they can talk and they are 6 years old apparently, but they are still tiny.
there's a scary monster in the basement though!!! scary monster! it is called The Bogeyman because it is explicitly designed by the malfunctioning onboard AI to be as scary as possible . its using infrasound to set off your nervous fear response, and also it uses a great pun because it's literally made out of Bogeys (the boogers and snot from the babies upstairs)
the adult woman tries to kill it to save the kids, but the doctor realizes it is also a baby technically even though it is made of boogers and is scary but it still deserves to live so he saves it and sets it up so that it basically becomes the pet dog
then he sets all the babies peepee and poopoo on fire as a makeshift thruster engine in order to destabilize the space stations orbit. (because the space corporation is too lazy to go to the babies to save them, but if the babies come to the corporation then they will save them)
then doctor and ruby go back to the present day to celebrate christmas with Ruby's family
the end!
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ?? — Yesterday at 6:41 PM
im glad all the babies are ok at the end
Timu — Yesterday at 6:44 PM
Overall rating
Main Villain: The Boogeyman
scary doggo made out of boogers. But the true villain is like, conservative politics i guess. it's a political commentary thing, cause of how the babies must be born but once they are born they don't need to be taken care of.
Deaths: none!
Births: like, 10 six-year-old babies with six-month-old baby bodies, and about 10 or 20 baby babies in jars, and 1 mean doggo baby
Birth Rate: i noticed that i usually do Births minus Deaths for 'birth rate' but for it to truly be a 'rate' it needs to be division
Birth Rate: divide by zero error since there are 0 deaths. Or, as a rate of births over time, it's like, 10 babies every 6 years it seems
Moral of the story: be pro-choice and don't abandon babies i guess?
oh and also I usually don't make fun of special effects but the weird lip syncing animation they used to have the babies talking... i didn't like that.
Overall Rating: poopoo pee pee / 10
Actual Rating: 5/10. It wasn't a really bad episode but it wasn't a really exciting or fun episode. the reveal of the monster being made of snot was fun because i liked the pun. They had a bit about the butterfly effect at the start of the episode, that was kinda funny. Oh, and the nanny-filter they used to let the doctor and adult woman say Fuck in front of the babies. And that's it. This was kind of a nothing-episode. I guess I don't really like babies that much
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