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>RR: Make absolutely sure you get a picture or video of this thing so you can prove the noise isn't your fault this time.

You pull out your PHONE and begin recording. This time, it isn't you! And you'll have proof!

> Quick cut to the neighbor who made the original noise complaint.

You are a NETTLED NEIGHBOUR. You had just finished baking a DELICIOUS PIE and was about to set it on the WINDOW SILL to cool, but good heavens, you were startled by an absolutely terrible noise! Your PIE has been ruined! It must have been THAT HARLOT FROM NEXT DOOR again.