Alabaster: The Doomed Session - BACK FROM THE DEAD IN 2023

ALABASTER UPDATE - KILLING SWITCH

MSPFA VERSION




Sallie: Get the game.






UP: Ok♠y S♠llie we need to get you into the g♠me quickly!
UP: Tell me this b♠d boy is working!
UR: i think s-o.
UR: installing o-n m-y ≠nd.
UR: should soon be load≠d.
UP: You're set ♠s the Client, I'm your Ser♥er Pl♠yer.
UP: If ♥♠nny is re♠lly de♠d, I m♠y try to connect to Ginneo so he c♠n m♠n♠ge the m♠chines for my tutori♠l...
UP: Or m♠ybe I'll do it like ♥♠nny ♠nd Renny!
UR: y≠ah you all ar≠ s-o s≠lf-s≠rving.
UR: b-y th≠ way.
UR: i-f i now refus≠d t-o play.




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UR: i-t would put u-s i-n a doom≠d tim≠lin≠, right?
UR: a compl≠t≠ d≠ad ≠nd.
UP: I... suppose so?




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UR: tbh that's alluring.
UR: think about i-t. i would not n≠≠d t-o b≠ th≠ fifth play≠r. i'd simply d-o nothing and doom u-s all.
UR: i'm th≠ fat≠d play≠r, without m≠ non≠ o-f this can happ≠n.
UP: You're joking right? =:(ɸɸɸ




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UP: You c♠nnot do th♠t! Ple♠se do not do th♠t!
UR: this s≠≠ms t-o hurt you.
UR: d≠licious.
UR: it is d≠cid≠d.
UR: i will doom th≠ ≠ntir≠ world, th≠ univ≠rs≠ ≠v≠n. b-y m-y d≠cision alon≠, this mom≠nt will birth a-n ≠ntir≠ copy o-f our r≠ality, and b-y m-y d≠cision alon≠, i-t will b≠ consum≠d i-n th≠ fir≠s o-f twist≠d d≠stiny.
UP: NO!




Sectra: Open fifth memo.





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unkemptParamour [UP] opened memo 'EMERGENCY no deviation please' on board TEAM ALABASTER.


undesiredRecollection [UR] joined memo.

martialPuppeteer [MP] joined memo.

UP: STOP THEM!

unsettlingMerchant [UM] joined memo.

UP: PLEASE STOP THEM!

psychedeliciousRefreshments [PR] joined memo.

UP: DO E♥ERYTHING YOU C♠N TO STOP THEM!
UM: My, My. WhAt sêêMs tô bê thê MAttêr?
MP: Could we have ONE memo which will noҐ resulҐ in decades o╙ Ґherapy?
UR: don't worry lov≠ly. i-t will b≠ th≠ last on≠.
PR: A most tragyc confessyon must be made: thys ys not the tyme for yntroductyons. Rather, my clav-vs are fyrmly anchored yn the task at hand, the completyon of my part of the Revolutyon quest.
UP: There will be no quest ♠chie♥ement if you don't listen, B♠tty!
UP: They want to doom us ♠ll!
MP: Argh, déjà vu.
UM: Wê dêfînîtêly nêêd tô stôp rêûnîtîng lîkê thîs.



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PR: Are v-ve yn the presence of our preordayned comrade?
UR: i a-m th≠ last pupp≠t. i a-m th≠ final nail.
PR: Yn v-vhat predycament are thou tyyng fortunes?
UP: They refuse to pl♠y!
UM: And why sô dîstrêssêd?
MP: I╙ Ґhe ╙i╙Ґh Player does noҐ play, we will Ґip over Ґhe Alpha Ґimeline. A new branch will be born, a cursed Ґimeline.
UM: Ah.
MP: Yeah.
MP: Ґhis Ґime, we're all going Ґo ҐoasҐ.
UR: and you cannot chang≠ i-t. b-y m-y word you will p≠rish...
MP: Why are you doing Ґhis?
UR: pur≠ sadistic pl≠asur≠ r≠ally.
UR: th≠r≠'s nothing mor≠ t-o i-t.




Renart: Break down.



This. This cannot be.

You are on the verge of divinity!



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UM: WhAt cAn wê ôffêr yôû tô chAngê yôûr bêhAvîôr?
UR: nothing. i'v≠ b≠≠n gift≠d a-n ≠ntir≠ univ≠rs≠ to cond≠mn. how could i NOT d-o i-t?
UR: th≠ gam≠ its≠lf s≠≠m≠d d≠adly ≠nough, but this i-s much b≠tt≠r.
UR: piquant.
UM: WhAt Arê yôû dôîng, yôû fôôl, îgnôrAMûs? Yôû côûld bêcôMê A dêîty! Yôû shAll rêîgn ôn A whôlê nêw côsMôs!
UR: ... i-t would b≠ int≠r≠sting t-o tortur≠ ≠ntir≠ n≠w sp≠ci≠s...
UR: but what about m-y own pain? i d≠sir≠ i-t t-o ≠nd.
UR: what finish mor≠ sup≠rb than taking all of r≠ality with m≠?





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UM: Î'LL SMASH YÔÛR HÊAD! Î SWÊAR Î WÎLL!
UM: YÔÛ ARÊ NÔTHÎNG! YÔÛ ARÊ NÔTHÎNG!
UM: Î WÎLL RÎP ÔÛT YÔÛR ÊYÊS! YÔÛR GÛTS! ÊVÊRYTHÎNG!
UR: hahahaha.
UM: YÔÛ FÛCKÎNG WASTÊ ÔF SPACÊ
UM: YÔÛ STÔP THÎS SHÎT ÔR ÊLSÊ
UM: Î WÎLL FÊÊD ÔN YÔÛR BLÔÔD THRÔW YÔÛR BÔNÊS TÔ BARKBÊASTS Î WÎLL RÎP YÔÛ TÔ PÎÊCÊS
UM: SÔ MANY FÛCKÎNG  PÎÊCÊS YÔÛ CANNÔT GÊT THÎS SHÎT ÛYÔÛ WÎLL NÔT YÔÛÊ WÎLLÊ JRÔNÔT ARJRJA JÛST CÔMMÊ HÊRÊ YÔÛ FÛCKZKDÎNG PÎÊCÊ ÔF SHÎT
UR: i think i'm gonna com≠ alright.






UM: YÔÛ WÎLL DÔ NÔTHÎNG! YÔÛ ARÊ NÔTHÎNG!
UR: told this on≠ alr≠ady.
UM: Î WÎLL BÛTCHÊR YÔÛ Î SRLWÊAR Î WÎLL DANCÊ ÎN YÔÛR BLÔÔD Î WÎLL CARVRVÊ A BLADÊ ÎN YÔÛR HÔRN AND Î'LL SLÎCÊ YÔÛ AGAÎN
UR: w≠ should talk mor≠ r≠nny.
UM: Î'LL MAKÊ FIFTY NÊCKLACÊS ÔÛT ÔF YÔÛR FÛCKÎNG FLÊSH
UR: now w≠'re going cr≠ativ≠.
UM: DÔ NÔT DÔ THÎS ÔR Î WÎLL KÎLL
UR: you know this i-s just m-y friday wank mat≠rial.
UM: YÔÛ DÔ NÔTHÎNG! YÔÛ LÎTTLÊ SHÎT!
UP: Lo♥e! C♠lm down!
MP: Ґhis is bad sҐraҐegy.






UP: Please ple♠se ple♠se!
UP: Don't do this!
MP: I sҐopped someone ╙rom desҐroying us once. I can do iҐ again.
UR: ar≠n't you i-n th≠ gam≠ alr≠ady. s≠ctra and m≠ ar≠ th≠ only on≠s r≠maining o-n this dying plan≠t.
UR: and s≠ctra i-s without a v≠hicl≠ and s-o far away.





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PR: So thys ys the artery thy steps v-vent astray yn?
PR: Very v-vell, ruffyan.
UP: Why... This is so horrible...
UP: It's too stupid. I don't w♠nt things to end like this.
UR: i d-o tast≠ your t≠ars.
UM: Yôû wîll cêAsê thîs chîldîsh bêhAvîôr îMMêdîAtêly.
UR: b≠g.






UM: Bêg yôûr pArdôn?
UR: b≠g o-f m≠. all o-f you b≠g of m≠, and mayb≠ i will consid≠r changing m-y mind and participating.
UP: Ple♠se! Don't do this to us!
UM: Hôw lôw wôûld yôû wAnt ûs tô knêêl êxActly?
MP: NoҐhing will do. Ґhey don'Ґ inҐend Ґo change Ґheir mind.
MP: I won'Ґ plead ╙or my li╙e.
UR: t-o kn≠≠l i-s not ≠nough.
UR: i want you all t-o lay o-n your stomachs. right now.
PR: Hush.


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UR: what did you say?
PR: Hush.
UR: what did you dar≠ t-o say?
PR: Y knov-v thy kynd, canker. Here ys v-vhat v-vyll happen.
UP: B♠t don't m♠ke them ♠ngry!
PR: Thou v-vyll obey.
UR: no.
PR: Thou v-vyll do the tutoryal.
PR: Thou v-vyll enter the game.




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PR: V-Vhy, v-vyll thou ask?
PR: Because Y v-vyll BREAK thee.
PR: Y v-vyll fynd thee, my dear. Y v-vyll entyrely destroy thy mynd and body. Y v-vyll bend thee to my v-vyll.
PR: Thou shall be but a toy betv-veen my cruel hands.
PR: Las! Do thou really thynk thou knov-v all sufferyng?
UR: ok but you do r≠aliz≠ that is mor≠ inc≠ntiv≠.
PR: Thou are mystaken.
PR: Thys v-vyll not be revenge for thy v-veak hope of ymagynary defectyon.
PR: Thys v-vyll be v-vhat happens v-vhen thou enter our game.
PR: Y shall feed on thee as on the flymsyest prey.


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PR: Go on, then, precypytate us all yn the abysmal end.
PR: V-Vhat are thou v-vaytyng for?



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PR: Go on, puppet.



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PR: Thou can't. Thou are nov-v entranced.
PR: And therefore knov-v me for thy ryghtful mystress.
UR: i




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UR: i will play th≠ gam≠.

undesiredRecollection [UR] ceased responding to memo.

UM: Hôw... Hôw dîd yôû ManAgê thîs ônê côntrîvAncê?
UM: ThAt wAs ÎNCRÊDÎBLÊ.
UP: Wh♠t the fuck did you do?
UP: Wh♠t the hell*
MP: IҐ was masҐer╙ul.
PR: My ancyent v-vysdom extends over more than one fyeld.




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PR: Our new comrade's essence appeared lympyd to me.
UM: By All pôssîblê hêlls, clArîfy yôûr thînkîng!
PR: Yt was pretty obvyous thys Sallye ys a sv-vytch.