RE: Alabaster: The Doomed Session - BACK FROM THE DEAD IN 2023
11-11-2023, 04:43 AM
ALABASTER UPDATE: SOME EVIL PARAMECIUM
MSPFA VERSION
Milady and Proudhon: Rendezvous with the Concomitant.
Weywot: Talk to the elephant.
- Why are you upset?
- Two mammoths just disappeared. They were amongst the most vocal opponents to the Benefactor.
- So? It's obvious RENART did it!
- Things are not this simple.
- You have a serial killer on the run. Seems pretty SIMPLE to me.
- ...
==->
- What's the matter?
- If only I knew if...
- Hey, I don't know what's keeping you. You seem hindered by some social rules I don't UNDERSTAND. It's enraging but...
==->
- I will trust you. I will choose to trust you.
- Thanks, I GUESS?
- I will entrust you with a truth of my people, jump on my back and be careful on the way.
Wey: Use protection.
You use a blanket made of mammoth fur in order to hide yourself. According to Via and Hem, Renart can now fly. He also split in two like some evil paramecium, and he has eight arms.
Yeah. You don't know what the girls have been smoking.
But you're gonna be cautious. Just in case. The entire situation is impossible, so maybe Renart has access to some unknown powers. With this fur, from the sky, you'll be invisible.
==->
While the mammoth adopts a steady trot, you take the time to consult your Murderous Silent Notificator in detail.
Vamuin has left you a lot of messages.
You take a deep inhalation before reading them : being the titanic asshole's auspistice has been a living hell. Particularly when Sallie was involved.
==->
But he doesn't talk about his urges to hatefuck all of Alternia here.
Rather, he's telling you to get on the move. To move to another hive, if possible.
Three hives are apparently scheduled to teleport away from Alternia in some fashion, in the close future.
==->
The addresses are Crossover's hive, Renart's hive and some random greenblood's hive.
Wait. Renart's hive?
==->
You quickly copy/paste all of the data to Hem and Mnevia. This could explain everything.
You keep scrolling up... and you explode with the rage of a thousand suns.
==->
==->
SOMEONE USED YOUR COMPUTER!
Mnevia: Let's see what your doing.
You are looking for an exit which does not involve surreal acrobatics.
You’ve managed to reach the basement.
MSPFA VERSION
Milady and Proudhon: Rendezvous with the Concomitant.
Weywot: Talk to the elephant.
- Why are you upset?
- Two mammoths just disappeared. They were amongst the most vocal opponents to the Benefactor.
- So? It's obvious RENART did it!
- Things are not this simple.
- You have a serial killer on the run. Seems pretty SIMPLE to me.
- ...
==->
- What's the matter?
- If only I knew if...
- Hey, I don't know what's keeping you. You seem hindered by some social rules I don't UNDERSTAND. It's enraging but...
==->
- I will trust you. I will choose to trust you.
- Thanks, I GUESS?
- I will entrust you with a truth of my people, jump on my back and be careful on the way.
Wey: Use protection.
You use a blanket made of mammoth fur in order to hide yourself. According to Via and Hem, Renart can now fly. He also split in two like some evil paramecium, and he has eight arms.
Yeah. You don't know what the girls have been smoking.
But you're gonna be cautious. Just in case. The entire situation is impossible, so maybe Renart has access to some unknown powers. With this fur, from the sky, you'll be invisible.
==->
While the mammoth adopts a steady trot, you take the time to consult your Murderous Silent Notificator in detail.
Vamuin has left you a lot of messages.
You take a deep inhalation before reading them : being the titanic asshole's auspistice has been a living hell. Particularly when Sallie was involved.
==->
But he doesn't talk about his urges to hatefuck all of Alternia here.
Rather, he's telling you to get on the move. To move to another hive, if possible.
Three hives are apparently scheduled to teleport away from Alternia in some fashion, in the close future.
==->
The addresses are Crossover's hive, Renart's hive and some random greenblood's hive.
Wait. Renart's hive?
==->
You quickly copy/paste all of the data to Hem and Mnevia. This could explain everything.
You keep scrolling up... and you explode with the rage of a thousand suns.
==->
==->
SOMEONE USED YOUR COMPUTER!
Mnevia: Let's see what your doing.
You are looking for an exit which does not involve surreal acrobatics.
You’ve managed to reach the basement.