The Antiquated Scrolls XIV: Skyrim

Steal the dog and get out of town before the cops get you

You’re not quite ready to ruin your standing in this town as well, but you gaze wistfully at the real dog that exists and promise yourself one day you will liberate them from this dismal little town.

Attack ground in search of possible treasure

Thwack! You slice wildly into the ground with your unreasonably large axe and unearth a hidden cache of buried treasure.



You get a voice line for ulfric stormcloak (“We oughta defend this watch tower!”), three sprays (though one is a duplicate) and a Legendary worm! Not a bad haul. Oh and what’s this there was a card at the bottom.



“Wow, just one thousand gems?” Not-Ralof swoons. “What incredible value! I sure hope you can buy gems with real money.”

Fill your inventory with apples and potatoes and apples flavored potatoes and whatever else they keep in those barrels.

Nothing but cheese wheels in these barrels, apparently. You grab as many of them as you can without becoming encumbered.

Pull that lever. Also keep an eye out for buttons to press.

Pulling levers! Conveyer belts! Sawblades! Cutting up those blocks of wood! Yeah this is the life! Yeah!!!

Enter the shop and get hired as a "sales associate"

And check the quest in case it involves more lever-pulling.

You step into the Missing Locket General Store. “Oh cruel heavens!” moans the man behind the counter. “Oh how the divines themselves have forsaken me! Oh what wretched fortune has befallen me. If only some brave adventurer would offer me aid and release me from this cruel fate.” He slumps melodramatically onto the counter and dies instantaneously.

“Oh you’ll have to excuse my brother,” the lady beside the counter says, “he’s just upset because our special locket went missing into a nearby ruins. I don’t suppose you’re a brave adventurer who could go into those ruins and rescue our dear beloved locket are you?”



You ask if there will be levers. “Oh yes, probably. And probably a puzzle where you have to open a door using a series of symbols conveniently written down on a broken piece of nearby architecture. Everyone loves that puzzle, very immersive we all say.” You make some vague assurances that you’ll take a look if you happen to be in the area but don’t promise anything.



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