RE: Spiteland: New World [Sign up now!]
04-01-2013, 08:52 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-01-2013, 08:54 PM by Coldblooded.)
Name: Oscar McGarbageson
Gender: Banana Peel
Race: Trash Golem
Class: Paladin
Biography: Oscar was created, and subsequently abandoned, by his "father", the Great Wizard Garbo the Repugnant. After spending a couple decades or so bumming food and shelter off random strangers, Oscar decided to try a new strategy and dedicated his life to one of the local minor gods. (That way he could get away with sleeping on the church pews 6 nights out of the week and spite his dickhead dad at the same time! It was perfect!)
Unfortunately, Garbo the Repugnant was killed in a horrific transmogrification accident, long before Oscar ever got the chance to kill him himself. Oh well. Oscar keeps up with the Paladining business anyway, because why the hell not. It's a living at least.
His employer is Melodica, the Goddess of Beautiful Music. He owns a bagpipe that he plays to get on her good side every now and again. Hopefully there'll be few enough paladins in this "New World" place that he jack his prices for evil smiting up as high as he wants.
Gender: Banana Peel
Race: Trash Golem
Class: Paladin
Biography: Oscar was created, and subsequently abandoned, by his "father", the Great Wizard Garbo the Repugnant. After spending a couple decades or so bumming food and shelter off random strangers, Oscar decided to try a new strategy and dedicated his life to one of the local minor gods. (That way he could get away with sleeping on the church pews 6 nights out of the week and spite his dickhead dad at the same time! It was perfect!)
Unfortunately, Garbo the Repugnant was killed in a horrific transmogrification accident, long before Oscar ever got the chance to kill him himself. Oh well. Oscar keeps up with the Paladining business anyway, because why the hell not. It's a living at least.
His employer is Melodica, the Goddess of Beautiful Music. He owns a bagpipe that he plays to get on her good side every now and again. Hopefully there'll be few enough paladins in this "New World" place that he jack his prices for evil smiting up as high as he wants.