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William: Examine portable computational device for any recent messages from online contacts.




You turn on your Laptop and open Pesterchum, seems like one of your pals is online!

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YoungInhuman began pestering ResonanceCascata

RC: hey will bill

RC: how u doin

YI: Oh, hey, I'm doing just fine, just made the tastiest sandwich and I was very happy with how it turned out :))

YI: You?

RC: oh you know, playin games all day, not much aside from that

RC: had a blast on the cs_rio map in cs 1.6, god im such a pro at capturing flags, fave gamemode <33

RC: but i know youre not much of a cs guy so imma get straight to the point

RC: after that i spent the rest of the afternoon playin tf2

YI: Now you're talking my language

RC: shoosjh

RC: shoosh* fuck

RC: so as i was sayin

RC: there i was playin normally with my funny engie man

RC: when comes a medic guy named

RC: and i kid you not

RC: fuckin 'doctor sexual intercourse'

YI: :o

RC: ikr

RC: as soon as he entered everyone lost hope almost instantly

YI: What the frick? Why?

RC: apparently hes sort of a hacker? or at least hes very good at the game

RC: he just began writing sex on the walls

RC: and he was fucking destroying people and healing his team like there was no tomorrow

YI: Did you 1v1 him?

RC: yeah but i didnt stand a chance

RC: you ever saw those minecraft baritone mods

RC: guy was just like that

RC: so after dying 12 times i got super mad and quit :)

YI: Lol, take some rest, you deserve it

YI: I'd help you take this guy down if I didn't have to do this biology assignment.

RC: damn ur right we have that dont we

RC: photosyhtesis, fuckin kreb cycle

RC: no one likes that

RC: + im sleepy as hell i think imma go to bed soon

YI: Wow, this early? I thought you were an all nighter kind of gal!

RC: yeah ur right ill probably just stay on my phone instead of yknow

RC: actually sleeping

YI: Lolllll I knew it!!!!!

RC: i cannot believe i was once again owned by the willford hipsterman

RC: god im feeling soooo embarassed

YI: >:]

RC: speakin of hipsterman dude youd fucking love portal 2, especially the middle of the game

YI: Whats that?

RC: weve been friends for what? 6 years now and youve never heard me say anything about portal?

RC: unbelievable

YI: I thought your favorite game was half-life.

RC: yeah but thats outside the question

RC: well

RC: not really since theyre from the same extended universe

RC: but anyway portals a game about well

RC: portals and shit, you enter a portal and come out trough another and you can move the portals around to solve tests

YI: Sounds too sciencey for me.

RC: trust me dude youd love it

RC: especially the half of the second game

RC: theres a whole vintage part youd love the aesthetics and the soundtrack

YI: Hmm maybe I'll check some gameplay later, might be worth a check

YI: But I'm gonna do this hw first.

YI: (Cant believe you made me use lol instead of laughs and now hw instead of homework)

RC: willbill, if it werent for me youd still be typing like an 17th century clerk

RC: you gotta blend in with the internet people

YI: Sigh. You're right, maybe speaking the language of the masses has its benefits.

YI: Anyway, I'm gonna try and get this done, if I find any dificulties I'll either try to look it up online or pester my sister and see if she can help me.

RC: alright dude, if you succeed

RC: pls pass me the anwers ;)

YI: Lolll RC, you're a smart girl and you know it, you can 100% do it.

YI: You can do this!!

YI: But I'll consider it anyway.

RC: thx billiam {;]

YI: Loll you dont call me that since 6th grade!

YI: But anyway, I'm better get going already, its getting late

YI: Cya!!

RC: bye bestieee

YoungInhuman ceased pestering ResonanceCascata

William: Work on homework



You spend the rest of the afternoon doing your homework, you feel kind of tired from all the reading you just had to go trough