Lucidshift

William: Consider why you have an abstract inventory, in a material world probably abiding by the conservation of mass. Unless you just put a hot ham sandwich in your pocket, in which case you're a monster.



Oh no, even tough having a reality-warping inventory sounds fun, in reality you're just very stacked on pockets.
And you made sure to wrap that sandwich in some greaseproof paper in order not to grease your utmost prized posession that are your five-pocketed overalls.