RE: adventure handbook By A. Seop
02-23-2021, 06:50 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-24-2021, 11:48 AM by BreadProduct.)
"Can you prove that you're not a Beeping ghost?"
Can you prove that you're not a ghost?
"…"
"…"
"You win this time."
Great that we can set aside our differences! Allow me to reintroduce myself. I am the narrator. It is my duty and meaning in life to narrate adventures. You will surely find my expertise invaluable to fleshing out the unspoken narratives in your adventure. Since you got this far I assume you have at least 15 pages of world building hmm?
"Yeah here you go."
Why did you keep loose sheets of paper under your shirt? Why is there cheeto stains? Why do you expect me to take it? I don't have a body.
"Um…"
Place it in the box of adventure handbooks.
"Sure."
"…"
"…"
"Narrator?"
"…"
"…"
"Hey!"
Wha? Huh? Where am I?!
"How was it?"
It's good. It has some rough spots but with some polish it can be a fine adventure!
"Really?"
Of course! With me by your side, and the adventure handbook By A. Seop, anything is possible!
>Do morse code by saying swears, but say something polite to the narrator via the use of swear-morse code.
"…"
Is there a problem?
"Oh no problem just… Need a moment to check something on my phone…"
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"Ahem. Beeep Beep Beeep Beeep Beeep Beeep Beeep Beep Beep Beeep Gasp! Beep Beeep Beep Beeep Beep Beep Hooo~ Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beeep Beep Beep Beeep Beep Beeep Beep Beep!"
You good? Got it out of your system?
"Yeah… So what do I do with a box of books?"