RE: adventure handbook By A. Seop
02-22-2021, 06:06 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-23-2021, 06:50 PM by BreadProduct.)
"…"
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"…"
"Cough. Sniff. It's getting chilly."
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"What's on the next page anyways?"
>Continue to stand around. Dumbfounded. The book will eventually tell you what to do right?
"…What?"
Hello There!
"AAH!"
He screams, dropping the adventure book by A. Seop into the box of it's kin.
"Who said that?! Show yourself!"
My boy, no need to shout your throat sore. I'm the narrator! Not a ghost.
"A ghost?!"
I said, I am a narrator. By possessing so many copies of A. Seop's magnum opus, I the spirit of the adventure handbook has awakened! Hey hey put down that match. I'm only here to help you become the best adventure author you can be! Don't spark the fire with dread! I'm not a ghost! Not a ghost! I will really become a ghost if you burn those books! You don't want to be known as a book burner do you? I'll tell all your friends know that you burned books with my dying breath!
"What are you?!"
Do keep up. I'm a narrator. It's perfectly normal to develop a thread of consciousness when a work of art reaches the pinnacle and goes a step further beyond!
"Normal my Beep! What was that? Beep! Beep! Beep!"
That's the censor! Got to keep things family friendly afterall. Don't worry, you'll get used to it— Put down that match!
"…"
"…"
"Cough. Sniff. It's getting chilly."
"…"
"…"
"What's on the next page anyways?"
>Continue to stand around. Dumbfounded. The book will eventually tell you what to do right?
"…What?"
Hello There!
"AAH!"
He screams, dropping the adventure book by A. Seop into the box of it's kin.
"Who said that?! Show yourself!"
My boy, no need to shout your throat sore. I'm the narrator! Not a ghost.
"A ghost?!"
I said, I am a narrator. By possessing so many copies of A. Seop's magnum opus, I the spirit of the adventure handbook has awakened! Hey hey put down that match. I'm only here to help you become the best adventure author you can be! Don't spark the fire with dread! I'm not a ghost! Not a ghost! I will really become a ghost if you burn those books! You don't want to be known as a book burner do you? I'll tell all your friends know that you burned books with my dying breath!
"What are you?!"
Do keep up. I'm a narrator. It's perfectly normal to develop a thread of consciousness when a work of art reaches the pinnacle and goes a step further beyond!
"Normal my Beep! What was that? Beep! Beep! Beep!"
That's the censor! Got to keep things family friendly afterall. Don't worry, you'll get used to it— Put down that match!