adventure handbook By A. Seop

>Everyone is a critic, but not everyone has seen the television show "The Critic". I think that is a shame

"Is this a meme?"

"What do you mean?!  The Critic is a cult classic.  Also it's on the test."

"There's a test?!"

"Of course, not just anyone can make an adventure.  The majority of the test happens to coincide with this book hence it's popularity."

"… You don't happen to have a convenient blu ray collection of The Critic under your hat?"

"What?!  Psh—No!"

"Really?"

"There is nothing in my hat.  Especially not the complete works of The Critic!"

"But you just said—"

"I said what?"

"You said—"

"What did I say?"

"You—"

"I'm already late, I have an appointment to get to.  You can keep that book, I have extras."

"Can I have a spare then?"

"Sure, there is a box in the back you can just take them all."

"Really?"

"In fact it would help me out a lot."

"I only need one extra just in case I lose it."

"Don't be shy, take take."

"I don't need an entire box of handbooks!"

"Bye! Be sure to consult the book whenever you are unsure, it's helpful to even the strangest specificity!"

"…"