Woop Zoop, It's Mafia Time! (Day 1)

I'm just going to reiterate for all of you people riding along my wagon:

The only wagon here is Bearwagon.

Unless you swoop in to give some reasoning of your own,

We have, each of us. Try reading the thread.

you are lynching me for being pro-town in a mafia game.

For the most part, we're lynching you because you're either missing the entire point of the game, or because you're jumping at the opportunity to seem trustworthy and thus, ironically enough, seem scummy.

No matter how many captions you add to that,

Now you're getting bitchy about a fandom!secret made about you. Great.

it's still an incredibly dumb reason to lynch for.

It is. That's why almost nobody is lynching you for the reasons you listed. We're not made of straw.