RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
06-25-2020, 05:07 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-25-2020, 05:10 AM by El Santo.)
Adler: Command your servants to comb the countryside for Estmere's skunk femme. She will become your new bride and no one will stop your new cult's righteous crusade against your enemies!
Cultists: You really want more hair products, your all willing to do whatever Adler says at this point, you begin gathering your combs and begin the long processes of combing every blade of grass you see.
Adler: "No you morons! Comb means search, SEARCH THE COUNTRYSIDE!"
Cultist 1: "Are you sure Lord Ramble? This patch over hear needs a good trim and some gel to slick the tuft in the front to the back.
Cultist 2: "Yeah this patch over here needs a lot of mousse as well."
Adler: "I command you to stop you need to find the skunk femme, our survival depends on it! Your way of hairdressing depends on it! The other cults will destroy us if we don't act fast and I will not be able to reward you with finer designer products as well as new cutting edge scissors and razors.
Cultists: be terrified of this prophecy and proceed to move to find out any information you can about this skunk femme as quickly as possible.
Cultists: You really want more hair products, your all willing to do whatever Adler says at this point, you begin gathering your combs and begin the long processes of combing every blade of grass you see.
Adler: "No you morons! Comb means search, SEARCH THE COUNTRYSIDE!"
Cultist 1: "Are you sure Lord Ramble? This patch over hear needs a good trim and some gel to slick the tuft in the front to the back.
Cultist 2: "Yeah this patch over here needs a lot of mousse as well."
Adler: "I command you to stop you need to find the skunk femme, our survival depends on it! Your way of hairdressing depends on it! The other cults will destroy us if we don't act fast and I will not be able to reward you with finer designer products as well as new cutting edge scissors and razors.
Cultists: be terrified of this prophecy and proceed to move to find out any information you can about this skunk femme as quickly as possible.