The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

>Well it' jsut as well that this rabbit girl isn't that much into evil, you dodn't want to get unseelie after all. (...well not much)
>No tell the trees to not go too crazy there, a few flesh wonds and the occasional broekn bones should do.
>Now to punish the interlopers, you will curse them in a way that befit the god of a hairdressing cult

>To their leader who called you a little girl: A mass or adorable golden curls tied with big ribbons into adorable pigtails
>To the sneezing one: Ptemature partial baldness
>And to thugish one with the scythe: The worse haircut known to elf and lowfolk alike: The dreaded mullet. For life !