The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

> (...can you even transmogrify people into a job ?)

Sure an' it's easy to do, me boyo.  All it takes is a few wee moments of yer spare time, an' a fee of one gold bravo payable to the Silverbrush School of Job Enhancement, an' before ye know it, ye'll be advancin' through th' job ranks.  Please pay cash, moind, as Oi'm between bankin' houses.

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