Adventurers plops, ripe for the grabbing

You are a level 1 construction worker, so all the assignments you see available at JobCo are simple things like "Build a Shed." You are currently equipped with: Hardhat, Steel Toed Boots, Hi-vis Vest, Toolbelt. Within toolbelt, you have: 8 Ounce Hammer, 8 Foot Tape measurer.
All your items effect your stats of course. As you complete jobs, you accrue both XP & money. The money can be spent at Item Depot getting upgrades for all your gear.

Your career is going just fine until you take a job repairing an ancient mausoleum. Within, you discover an item called Craft-O-Matic One Trillion. Strange things begin happening as you craft items.