RE: Timu's Doctor Who and Torchwood Reviews (spoilers!)
04-07-2020, 02:51 AM
dr13, s2, e3
dr13, s2, e4:
dr13 s2 e5
dr 13 s2 e6
dr 13 s2 e 7
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oh boy it's doctor who time!!!
time for spoilers!!!!
doctor & friends are hanging out on the tardis after another one of their fun, off screen adventures
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??01/20/2020
oh boy is there more dr who
Timu01/20/2020
yes!!
there have been two episodes since the new years specials
did you watch any :3 ???
did you read my last reviews?
as in, my review of new years part 1 and part 2?
so Gramps has found some coupons for an alien spa vacation! neat! all you gotta do is put them together and they will instantly teleport you without warning to the spa!
cause in the future, everything just teleports you everywhere without warning
especially if you're on the tardis, which is unbreachable and impervious to everything except a couple of coupons can teleport you out against your will, the titanic can smash through, amazon drone can just telport in, so can random bridesmaids, and there was that time it fell into the sun, and that other time it became the sun, and those graffitti monsters shrank it, and an alien dandelion seed once transformed the tardis into a crayon drawing,
oh and one time it got frozen up by a cold sun, eaten by sentient asteroid, there have been like three times when the doctor has thrown the wrong switch and turned the tardis into a time paradox disaster dimension,
anyway, they arrive at the spa, and it looks really nice!
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??01/20/2020
I havent watched any because I dont want to pay for a tv license
Timu01/20/2020
then, within the minute of their arrival, a computer virus attacks, turns off the hotel's defense force field, and also the holographic wall. turns out the hotel is just inside a dome and outside of the dome it's just a shitty wasteland.
apparently the native life on this planet are the Xenomorphs, they breath CO2 and breath out oxygen. they are reverse humans........
Stiqqery01/20/2020
because they're... plants?
Timu01/20/2020
the xenomorphs attack, kill all the guests except for
1. the elderly couple
2. the father mechanic and the son who is secretly smarter than the dad
3. the sinister hotel manager who is very suspicious and seems to have ulterior motives
4. the main characters
the doctor says "they're like angry trees!' but only in terms of the breathing thing. otherwise they are just really ugly lumpy humanoid crustsuits with xenomorph teeth
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5. a pretty girl
6. two other hotel staff members
elderly man gets captured by the xenomorphs and taken outside the dome, so everyone gets into a truck and tries to go rescue them. but then the truck gets blown up, the elderly man dies and says "tell my wife, i love her.... bleh....... i'm dead now" so you know how tragic it is
after 20 minutes of all the other guests sacrificing themselves one by one so that the rest of the group can get away....
finally it is revealed that the Pretty Girl is the daughter of the Hotel Manager! She introduced the computer virus to destroy the hotel to get revenge on Hotel Manager for abandoning her as a child!
but then they find
the statue of liberty
oh my god!!! this crappy wasteland is EARTH
Coward01/20/2020
that xenomorph seems to have sheep eyes
that makes it the good guy
Timu01/20/2020
the xenomorphs are mutated humans!
why is always the humans that mutate
should've been sheep
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??01/20/2020
we're really good at mutating
Timu01/20/2020
yeah
anyway the smart kid says "i'm really smart! check this out" and fixes the teleporter and everyone gets away safely
except pretty girl and hotel manager go down fighting... together, back to back
the doctor says" hey you! audience! yeah! humanity get your shit together or else this future earth will become true! stop global warming and stuff!"
Coward01/20/2020
you mean if global warming happens we can mutate into sheep?!?!
begins burning all the coal
Timu01/20/2020
Overall Rating
Death Toll: entire earth's population, and every character but the mechanics and the main characters
Birth Rate: sheep take over earth. also the computer virus was like, a physical little worm thing that could crawl into vending machines and stuff, so i guess those too maybe
Overall Death Rate: yes
Overall Rating: 55/10 because apparently the aliens call destroyed earth 'orphan 55' because it's the 55th planet to have suffered this fate and become inhabitable
Moral of the Story: if you're going to abandon your child, build a hotel on an extremely dangerous planet specifically so 'you can get rich and thus help provide for my child better' ,probably should let your kid know that that's your intention. Otherwise, they might think you're just shitty and greedy and try to get revenge by killing a bunch of innocent people!!!
oh also, save the environment too i guess
Coward01/20/2020
ok but
Timu01/20/2020
did you know? last season, the doctor said that she doesn't trust sheep because she knows that there's a "sheep rebellion" sometime in the future. i can't believe sheep caused global warming
Coward01/20/2020
who goes to the hotel on the zombie sheep xeno planet
like
is that an actual market?
Timu01/20/2020
well the dome has hologram walls, and everyone gets there by teleport
so none of the guests knew they were on a shitty planet, they thought it was just a nice place
Coward01/20/2020
ok but still, why does that specific place making money
and not like
the moon
Timu01/20/2020
shrug
the land was cheap since no one else wanted it
something like that
Coward01/20/2020
that's like
95% of space
Timu01/20/2020
yeah i dunno
there was also something about terraforming the planet but i didn't really pay that much attention
it just is silly
time for spoilers!!!!
doctor & friends are hanging out on the tardis after another one of their fun, off screen adventures
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??01/20/2020
oh boy is there more dr who
Timu01/20/2020
yes!!
there have been two episodes since the new years specials
did you watch any :3 ???
did you read my last reviews?
as in, my review of new years part 1 and part 2?
so Gramps has found some coupons for an alien spa vacation! neat! all you gotta do is put them together and they will instantly teleport you without warning to the spa!
cause in the future, everything just teleports you everywhere without warning
especially if you're on the tardis, which is unbreachable and impervious to everything except a couple of coupons can teleport you out against your will, the titanic can smash through, amazon drone can just telport in, so can random bridesmaids, and there was that time it fell into the sun, and that other time it became the sun, and those graffitti monsters shrank it, and an alien dandelion seed once transformed the tardis into a crayon drawing,
oh and one time it got frozen up by a cold sun, eaten by sentient asteroid, there have been like three times when the doctor has thrown the wrong switch and turned the tardis into a time paradox disaster dimension,
anyway, they arrive at the spa, and it looks really nice!
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??01/20/2020
I havent watched any because I dont want to pay for a tv license
Timu01/20/2020
then, within the minute of their arrival, a computer virus attacks, turns off the hotel's defense force field, and also the holographic wall. turns out the hotel is just inside a dome and outside of the dome it's just a shitty wasteland.
apparently the native life on this planet are the Xenomorphs, they breath CO2 and breath out oxygen. they are reverse humans........
Stiqqery01/20/2020
because they're... plants?
Timu01/20/2020
the xenomorphs attack, kill all the guests except for
1. the elderly couple
2. the father mechanic and the son who is secretly smarter than the dad
3. the sinister hotel manager who is very suspicious and seems to have ulterior motives
4. the main characters
the doctor says "they're like angry trees!' but only in terms of the breathing thing. otherwise they are just really ugly lumpy humanoid crustsuits with xenomorph teeth
5. a pretty girl
6. two other hotel staff members
elderly man gets captured by the xenomorphs and taken outside the dome, so everyone gets into a truck and tries to go rescue them. but then the truck gets blown up, the elderly man dies and says "tell my wife, i love her.... bleh....... i'm dead now" so you know how tragic it is
after 20 minutes of all the other guests sacrificing themselves one by one so that the rest of the group can get away....
finally it is revealed that the Pretty Girl is the daughter of the Hotel Manager! She introduced the computer virus to destroy the hotel to get revenge on Hotel Manager for abandoning her as a child!
but then they find
the statue of liberty
oh my god!!! this crappy wasteland is EARTH
Coward01/20/2020
that xenomorph seems to have sheep eyes
that makes it the good guy
Timu01/20/2020
the xenomorphs are mutated humans!
why is always the humans that mutate
should've been sheep
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??01/20/2020
we're really good at mutating
Timu01/20/2020
yeah
anyway the smart kid says "i'm really smart! check this out" and fixes the teleporter and everyone gets away safely
except pretty girl and hotel manager go down fighting... together, back to back
the doctor says" hey you! audience! yeah! humanity get your shit together or else this future earth will become true! stop global warming and stuff!"
Coward01/20/2020
you mean if global warming happens we can mutate into sheep?!?!
begins burning all the coal
Timu01/20/2020
Overall Rating
Death Toll: entire earth's population, and every character but the mechanics and the main characters
Birth Rate: sheep take over earth. also the computer virus was like, a physical little worm thing that could crawl into vending machines and stuff, so i guess those too maybe
Overall Death Rate: yes
Overall Rating: 55/10 because apparently the aliens call destroyed earth 'orphan 55' because it's the 55th planet to have suffered this fate and become inhabitable
Moral of the Story: if you're going to abandon your child, build a hotel on an extremely dangerous planet specifically so 'you can get rich and thus help provide for my child better' ,probably should let your kid know that that's your intention. Otherwise, they might think you're just shitty and greedy and try to get revenge by killing a bunch of innocent people!!!
oh also, save the environment too i guess
Coward01/20/2020
ok but
Timu01/20/2020
did you know? last season, the doctor said that she doesn't trust sheep because she knows that there's a "sheep rebellion" sometime in the future. i can't believe sheep caused global warming
Coward01/20/2020
who goes to the hotel on the zombie sheep xeno planet
like
is that an actual market?
Timu01/20/2020
well the dome has hologram walls, and everyone gets there by teleport
so none of the guests knew they were on a shitty planet, they thought it was just a nice place
Coward01/20/2020
ok but still, why does that specific place making money
and not like
the moon
Timu01/20/2020
shrug
the land was cheap since no one else wanted it
something like that
Coward01/20/2020
that's like
95% of space
Timu01/20/2020
yeah i dunno
there was also something about terraforming the planet but i didn't really pay that much attention
it just is silly
dr13, s2, e4:
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doctor who episode: Nikola Tesla's Fun Adventure
Tesla is at his niagara falls generator... just hanging out... when he comes across a floating glowy green orb of technology!!
then, a vampire sithlord comes and attacks!!!!!
luckily, doctor comes and rescues tesla
but then, tesla gets kidnapped by the vampire sithlords!!!
and the vampire sithlord uses force lightning to kill all of Thomas Edison's employees!!!
luckily, doctor comes and rescues tesla
turns out, the vampire sithlord was actually a scorpion wearing a hologram suit!!!!
apparently the scorpions are flying a ship stolen from another alien race, and it's breaking down. they got weapons and tons of shit from other alien races, but they have no technology of their own
so they just steal tech but don't know how to fix any of it, so that's why they want tesla to be their new mechanic.
if tesla doesn't work for them, they'll destroy earth!!!
so the doctor plugs the tardis into one of tesla's inventions so that they can shoot a giant lightning bolt at the scorpion space ship
Timu01/20/2020
unfortunately, the tardis, the invincible ultimate spacecraft which at one point used a tractor beam to pull the entire planet earth across the universe and back into its proper orbit, only has enough power for one lightning bolt
and can't put up the forcefield at the same time
so they have 30 seconds to fire the lightning bolt while the scorpions can attack!!!!
fortunately, instead of attacking, the scorpion queen, which is just a human with a scorpion tail and a fancy head makeup instead of looking like an actual scorpion like the rest of the species, has shown up
'you can't blow up my ship with lightning if i'm down here!!! hahaha!!!!! now who wants to die first?'
then doctor teleports her back to the ship
NOW we can blow it up with lightning
now that the queen is dead, all the scorpions instantly die too
hoooray.
overall rating:
death toll: like, twenty humans, and a whole bunch of scorpions
birth rate: not this time
overall death rate: like, twenty humans, and a whole bunch of scorpions
moral of the story: when you steal someone's stuff, also steal the manual
overall rating: AC/DC
SHADOW BANKER01/20/2020
That was good
Timu01/20/2020
there was a part at the beginning where doctor said "tesla, the aliens are after you? what did you find?"
and tesla said, "i found a cool glowy orb but i'm not sharing even though it's extremely obvious that you're a competent person who knows a lot about aliens. This way, we won't be able to resolve the plot instantly!"
However, once they got to tesla's home base two minutes later, he was like "okay doctor here you go" so it wasn't that stubbornly counterproductive. (the green orb was a 'find tesla' device that the aliens sent)
Tesla is at his niagara falls generator... just hanging out... when he comes across a floating glowy green orb of technology!!
then, a vampire sithlord comes and attacks!!!!!
luckily, doctor comes and rescues tesla
but then, tesla gets kidnapped by the vampire sithlords!!!
and the vampire sithlord uses force lightning to kill all of Thomas Edison's employees!!!
luckily, doctor comes and rescues tesla
turns out, the vampire sithlord was actually a scorpion wearing a hologram suit!!!!
apparently the scorpions are flying a ship stolen from another alien race, and it's breaking down. they got weapons and tons of shit from other alien races, but they have no technology of their own
so they just steal tech but don't know how to fix any of it, so that's why they want tesla to be their new mechanic.
if tesla doesn't work for them, they'll destroy earth!!!
so the doctor plugs the tardis into one of tesla's inventions so that they can shoot a giant lightning bolt at the scorpion space ship
Timu01/20/2020
unfortunately, the tardis, the invincible ultimate spacecraft which at one point used a tractor beam to pull the entire planet earth across the universe and back into its proper orbit, only has enough power for one lightning bolt
and can't put up the forcefield at the same time
so they have 30 seconds to fire the lightning bolt while the scorpions can attack!!!!
fortunately, instead of attacking, the scorpion queen, which is just a human with a scorpion tail and a fancy head makeup instead of looking like an actual scorpion like the rest of the species, has shown up
'you can't blow up my ship with lightning if i'm down here!!! hahaha!!!!! now who wants to die first?'
then doctor teleports her back to the ship
NOW we can blow it up with lightning
now that the queen is dead, all the scorpions instantly die too
hoooray.
overall rating:
death toll: like, twenty humans, and a whole bunch of scorpions
birth rate: not this time
overall death rate: like, twenty humans, and a whole bunch of scorpions
moral of the story: when you steal someone's stuff, also steal the manual
overall rating: AC/DC
SHADOW BANKER01/20/2020
That was good
Timu01/20/2020
there was a part at the beginning where doctor said "tesla, the aliens are after you? what did you find?"
and tesla said, "i found a cool glowy orb but i'm not sharing even though it's extremely obvious that you're a competent person who knows a lot about aliens. This way, we won't be able to resolve the plot instantly!"
However, once they got to tesla's home base two minutes later, he was like "okay doctor here you go" so it wasn't that stubbornly counterproductive. (the green orb was a 'find tesla' device that the aliens sent)
dr13 s2 e5
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wowowo!!!! Doctor Who Spoilers Time!
Timu01/26/2020
on this very special episode of doctor who....,
just another fun adventure!!!!
ooooo oOOOO it's the space rhinos from season 3!!!! remember them? 2008 was a grand old time
They're the space rhino police, and they're here and they're back and they're frightening innocent humans, looking for an alien fugitive who is hiding amongst them
they have a little scanner thing that tells you what species you are, but the alien fugitive has pulled a sneaky and is scanning as human anyway!!!!
and that's what's happening in this year 2020 episode also!
Whimbrel01/26/2020
2020, space rhinos 2....which episode wore it better?
Timu01/26/2020
last time, they teleported a hospital onto the moon
this time, they just put a big forcefield around Gloucester
it kills anyone that tries to escape it, and no one can get in or out unless you're in the Invincible All-Powerful Tardis
uh oh! everyone but the doctor has been teleported out of this forcefield by some crappy alien tech.....
but by who?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
it's..>>!>!>!>!>!>
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm legit excited!!!!!!
it's CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS HELL YEAH
it's been 10 damn years!!!!
he gives a cryptic warning that will have relevance to the season-long plot arc, and then teleports the doctor's friends back to gloucester.
Meanwhile...............................
last time, the alien fugitive was a old granny vampire who was bypassing the space rhino species-scanner by sucking human blood
this time, the alien fugitive is some guy with a bio-shield
he's trying to protect his wife, but his wife is like 'weh! my husband never did say much about his past, is he an alien?!??!?!"
then he dies but the space rhinos are
he wasn't the fugitive we were looking for
it is actually... YOU! THE WIFE!!!!!
and the wife is like.. . ... . ....... .................. you're right! I'm a sleeper agent, and i went AWOL from my space job, and now that the secret code words are activated, i will engage my super martial arts training and beat up all the space rhinos!
you'll pay for killing my husband/body guard!
and then the wife smashes her fob watch and...
WHOA!!!
it's the Chameleon Arc!
remember that thing from season 3? Remember that? 2008 was a grand old time. This is a fancy piece of time-lord technology that will erase a time lord's memory, disguise them as a human, and cram their time-lord identity into a fob watch. The best way to disguise yourself as a human is to turn into a human basically!!!
wait so....
the wife is a time lord?!?!
the wife is.......
THE DOCTOR!!!
the doctor says what how can you be the doctor?? are you a future incarnation of me?
and the doctor says, what how can you be the doctor?? are you a future incarnation of me?
Whimbrel01/26/2020
and she says "yes" and they stab each other and regenerate
Timu01/26/2020
turns out this new doctor is from like, the past, like, the 1960-1980 series, back when gallifrey wasn't destroyed
but that's weird
we know all of the doctor's faces
so
How is this possible?!??
apparently this isn't a case like The War Doctor, where they're like "oh yeah there was totally a doctor between 8 and 9, we just never mentioned him cause he sucks so much, and because he sucks so much we didn't even let him have a number"
Whimbrel01/26/2020
phew, that was a shitty way to shoehorn in another one
is this an AU Doctor
Timu01/26/2020
the mystery doctor beats up all the space rhinos and flies off in her tardis, after saying some cryptic stuff like "i don't get it either, cya"
looks like just more mysteries for the season-long plot arc!
i didn't mention it earlier, but the New Years Special, that secret agent O guy was The Master in the disguise, and gallifrey was destroyed again. I didn't mention it cause it was like season-long plot arc stuff and you only really find out in the last ten minutes so not really a big impact on the episode itself
but this time the seasonlongplotarc stuff is like, a big part of the episode so i couldn't leave it out
overall rating
(my theory is that this is a doctor from an AU yes)
(or at least an alternate timeline)
Whimbrel01/26/2020
gallifrey only exists to be blown up repeatedly :D
Timu01/26/2020
yaya :3
i like how they brought a lot of stuff back from 2005-2008
i mean i was a little baby and i enjoyed those episodes
i still enjoy the episodes today tbh!
Whimbrel01/26/2020
I fell off in the matt smith era
Timu01/26/2020
just now that i'm older i find it more sillier but i still like it
Whimbrel01/26/2020
because I just
didn't enjoy his doctor or plot arcs v much
way too much emphasis on THE DOCTOR, not enough on silly aliens and adventures
Timu01/26/2020
i'm sure if it rewatched the 2005-2008 era again i would be like, yeah this is still silly, but, in my memory they're still like 'yayay this is so cool!!!!!!'
yeah
anyway!!!
overall rating:
death toll: a random old lady, a baker, the husband, the judoon's boss......... so four people! and Mystery Doctor's alter ego
birth rate: Mystery Doctor has regained her identity!
overall death rate: captain jack harkness probably died AND regenerated like a million times off screen, so let's just round it to 0%
but tbh why are you reading these if you care about spoilers?!?!
spoilers, everyones favorite character from 2005 is back
that really narrows down the list to one person
Robust Laser01/26/2020
dr temperance brennan aka "Bones"?
Akumu01/26/2020
I don't like that everybody's favorite character from 2005 was introduced fifteen years ago
I don't care for it
Timu01/26/2020
moral of the story: if you sabotaged a gun to kill whoever pulls the trigger, and then you decide that, actually, you changed your mind and you don't want the user of the gun to die, probably say "hey i sabotaged your gun so it will kill you if you pull the trigger" instead of just "please don't pull the trigger! please don't!"
Whimbrel01/26/2020
yeah but to keep them alive you'd have to admit fault. IMPOSSIBLE
"For MYSTERIOUS REASONS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ME pulling the trigger will totally kill you, jsyk"
Timu01/26/2020
overall rating: 2008/10
Timu01/26/2020
oh damn i forgot to pick on how the Invincible, Ultimate, All-Powerful Tardis got ensnared by a tractor beam
Nottles01/26/2020
...
squints
how much does the doctor like going on adventures?
a lot, right?
like, are we sure it's the tardis at fault, here
Timu01/26/2020
hmmmm
yeah the tardis does a whole lot of just taking the doctor to wherever happens to be having a crisis at the moment
Timu01/26/2020
on this very special episode of doctor who....,
just another fun adventure!!!!
ooooo oOOOO it's the space rhinos from season 3!!!! remember them? 2008 was a grand old time
They're the space rhino police, and they're here and they're back and they're frightening innocent humans, looking for an alien fugitive who is hiding amongst them
they have a little scanner thing that tells you what species you are, but the alien fugitive has pulled a sneaky and is scanning as human anyway!!!!
and that's what's happening in this year 2020 episode also!
Whimbrel01/26/2020
2020, space rhinos 2....which episode wore it better?
Timu01/26/2020
last time, they teleported a hospital onto the moon
this time, they just put a big forcefield around Gloucester
it kills anyone that tries to escape it, and no one can get in or out unless you're in the Invincible All-Powerful Tardis
uh oh! everyone but the doctor has been teleported out of this forcefield by some crappy alien tech.....
but by who?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
it's..>>!>!>!>!>!>
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm legit excited!!!!!!
it's CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS HELL YEAH
it's been 10 damn years!!!!
he gives a cryptic warning that will have relevance to the season-long plot arc, and then teleports the doctor's friends back to gloucester.
Meanwhile...............................
last time, the alien fugitive was a old granny vampire who was bypassing the space rhino species-scanner by sucking human blood
this time, the alien fugitive is some guy with a bio-shield
he's trying to protect his wife, but his wife is like 'weh! my husband never did say much about his past, is he an alien?!??!?!"
then he dies but the space rhinos are
he wasn't the fugitive we were looking for
it is actually... YOU! THE WIFE!!!!!
and the wife is like.. . ... . ....... .................. you're right! I'm a sleeper agent, and i went AWOL from my space job, and now that the secret code words are activated, i will engage my super martial arts training and beat up all the space rhinos!
you'll pay for killing my husband/body guard!
and then the wife smashes her fob watch and...
WHOA!!!
it's the Chameleon Arc!
remember that thing from season 3? Remember that? 2008 was a grand old time. This is a fancy piece of time-lord technology that will erase a time lord's memory, disguise them as a human, and cram their time-lord identity into a fob watch. The best way to disguise yourself as a human is to turn into a human basically!!!
wait so....
the wife is a time lord?!?!
the wife is.......
THE DOCTOR!!!
the doctor says what how can you be the doctor?? are you a future incarnation of me?
and the doctor says, what how can you be the doctor?? are you a future incarnation of me?
Whimbrel01/26/2020
and she says "yes" and they stab each other and regenerate
Timu01/26/2020
turns out this new doctor is from like, the past, like, the 1960-1980 series, back when gallifrey wasn't destroyed
but that's weird
we know all of the doctor's faces
so
How is this possible?!??
apparently this isn't a case like The War Doctor, where they're like "oh yeah there was totally a doctor between 8 and 9, we just never mentioned him cause he sucks so much, and because he sucks so much we didn't even let him have a number"
Whimbrel01/26/2020
phew, that was a shitty way to shoehorn in another one
is this an AU Doctor
Timu01/26/2020
the mystery doctor beats up all the space rhinos and flies off in her tardis, after saying some cryptic stuff like "i don't get it either, cya"
looks like just more mysteries for the season-long plot arc!
i didn't mention it earlier, but the New Years Special, that secret agent O guy was The Master in the disguise, and gallifrey was destroyed again. I didn't mention it cause it was like season-long plot arc stuff and you only really find out in the last ten minutes so not really a big impact on the episode itself
but this time the seasonlongplotarc stuff is like, a big part of the episode so i couldn't leave it out
overall rating
(my theory is that this is a doctor from an AU yes)
(or at least an alternate timeline)
Whimbrel01/26/2020
gallifrey only exists to be blown up repeatedly :D
Timu01/26/2020
yaya :3
i like how they brought a lot of stuff back from 2005-2008
i mean i was a little baby and i enjoyed those episodes
i still enjoy the episodes today tbh!
Whimbrel01/26/2020
I fell off in the matt smith era
Timu01/26/2020
just now that i'm older i find it more sillier but i still like it
Whimbrel01/26/2020
because I just
didn't enjoy his doctor or plot arcs v much
way too much emphasis on THE DOCTOR, not enough on silly aliens and adventures
Timu01/26/2020
i'm sure if it rewatched the 2005-2008 era again i would be like, yeah this is still silly, but, in my memory they're still like 'yayay this is so cool!!!!!!'
yeah
anyway!!!
overall rating:
death toll: a random old lady, a baker, the husband, the judoon's boss......... so four people! and Mystery Doctor's alter ego
birth rate: Mystery Doctor has regained her identity!
overall death rate: captain jack harkness probably died AND regenerated like a million times off screen, so let's just round it to 0%
but tbh why are you reading these if you care about spoilers?!?!
spoilers, everyones favorite character from 2005 is back
that really narrows down the list to one person
Robust Laser01/26/2020
dr temperance brennan aka "Bones"?
Akumu01/26/2020
I don't like that everybody's favorite character from 2005 was introduced fifteen years ago
I don't care for it
Timu01/26/2020
moral of the story: if you sabotaged a gun to kill whoever pulls the trigger, and then you decide that, actually, you changed your mind and you don't want the user of the gun to die, probably say "hey i sabotaged your gun so it will kill you if you pull the trigger" instead of just "please don't pull the trigger! please don't!"
Whimbrel01/26/2020
yeah but to keep them alive you'd have to admit fault. IMPOSSIBLE
"For MYSTERIOUS REASONS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ME pulling the trigger will totally kill you, jsyk"
Timu01/26/2020
overall rating: 2008/10
Timu01/26/2020
oh damn i forgot to pick on how the Invincible, Ultimate, All-Powerful Tardis got ensnared by a tractor beam
Nottles01/26/2020
...
squints
how much does the doctor like going on adventures?
a lot, right?
like, are we sure it's the tardis at fault, here
Timu01/26/2020
hmmmm
yeah the tardis does a whole lot of just taking the doctor to wherever happens to be having a crisis at the moment
dr 13 s2 e6
SpoilerShow
ROOO REEE LOOOOO
ITS DOCTOR WHOOOOO
In this episode: it's the year 2030, and all over the world, specifically, in three places, weird stuff is happening!!!
Peru: two travel vloggers go camping at a beautiful river, but when they arrive, turns out it's a junkyard now.....
then they get attacked by crows!!!!!
meanwhile: an astronaut is coming back from the international space station when the controls go haywire.... he crash lands in the indian ocean, but wakes up in hong kong. he sends his location to his husband by text but then get taped to a bed by aliens
meanwhile: madagascar:
two scientists are working in a super high tech lab! it's got genetic manipulation tools and shit! what do they study? idk, ocean currents? whatever! some guy washes up on the beach. he's from a submarine.
"i'm from the navy......... i tried to escape but it was too late.... 'it' got in...."
then he turns into barnacles and explodes
the doctor shows up
wow! yikes! that guy exploded!
two scientists: wow yeah, that guy sure did explode. huh.
doctor: well don't worry, it's normal for space standards, terrifying for earth standards. i'll be be back in a sec, i gotta pick up a travel vlogger in peru and an astronaut and his husband in hong kong
....
travel vlogger: boohoohoo my partner died! she turned into barnacles and exploded!!!!!
astronaut: i got strapped to a table by aliens with laser guns and gas masks!
i need to start calling the three companions by their actual names
cause
saying "one of the doctor's companions did this" and "etc did that" is a bit of a mouthful
they're Gramps, who is the grandpa of Ryan who is the grandson of Gramps. then there's also Jas, who is Ryan's friend. The two of them are like, mid 20s age.
Jas: the astronaut table had a weird alien tech thing that seemed important! I'm going to go back and try to get it!
Vlogger: I'm coming too!
doctor: okay well, phone me when you need me, the rest of us are going to the Madagascar Lab
....
back in the madagascar lab....
dr: wow this is a neat lab, you got like, all this biology genetic science stuff.
scientist: yeah. it's uh. for..... uh, ocean currents...
scientist 2: i'll stand outside and watch the birds because they are going nuts out there
\
doctor: okay mr astronaut you're turning into barnacles but i've invented a cure for you!
(outside, the birds eat scientist 2 but he never gets mentioned again)
jas: ring ring hey doctor me and vlogger found an alien teleporter. it had settings for hong kong, the alien home base, and also the madagascar lab. that's weird huh. also we went to the alien home base
doctor: yeah that is weird that there's a setting on the alien teleporter to go to the madagascar lab.......
scientist: welll welll well....... Looks like my evil plan has been exposed! but just so you know, the barnacles, THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU!! MUAHAHAA teleports away
doctor: dang it! i knew i should have been suspicious of their suspiciously over-equipped laboratory!
birds: yeah! we're breaking down the windows and attacking! there's a like million of us and we all got claws and beaks and are very fast because we're birds!
doctor: hurry everyone we must run to the tardis! don't let them scratch you or you will get infected by the barnacle disease and die!!!!
bird: darn! they got away! they were just too fast for us on their ordinary human legs!
doctor: okay tardis, i've invented the cure for barnacles, now synthesize the cure!!!!
tardis: okay here you go
doctor: now let's go to the alien home base!!!!
wow!!!!
we're in the alien home base! it's underneath indian ocean! It's a crashed alien spaceship!
scientist: oh shit how did you guys get here!?!?! oh fuck!!!
doctor: you! what's with your evil plan, bringing this barnacle disease to earth?
scientist: what evil plan? the barnacle disease exploded my planet, and then we crash landed on earth. then the barnacle disease escaped and started infecting birds and stuff! all we've been doing is try to find a cure. why do you think we strapped that astronaut to a table? we were trying to cure him and us!
...
wait...
then why did you say "oh darn i guess you discovered my true plan, and muahahaha and stuff"
scientist: "what"
"why did you say all that cryptic and threatening stuff if you weren't evil"
scientist: "uh"
Akumu02/02/2020
Timu I don't believe that this conversation actually occurred in the show
Timu02/02/2020
eh, close enough
scientist: oh no the barnacle disease has finally overtaken me, i have exploded....
Akumu02/02/2020
sad
Timu02/02/2020
doctor: okay well, we have a cure, let's stick it into the crashed alien spaceship's engine, send it up into the atmosphere and have it explode! then the cure will disperse throughout the atmosphere and kill all the barnacles!
doctor: oh and one more thing. i've set the autopilot because anyone left on the ship will die when it explodes. so we should all run off the ship immediately before the door closes and we get trapped inside. I could have said this a whole minute ago when we were all just standing around chatting about Astronaut and Astronaut's Husbands marital problems, but, it's more dramatic if we have to panic and run
alien ship: doors closing! also, autopilot broken!
everyone: yay we made it back safely on the tardis! wait, where's astronaut husband?
astronaut husband: i stayed behind to pilot the spaceship into the atmosphere! motivated by some character development about how i'm a coward, but i'm not a coward anymore, something something marital problems!
astronaut: no! but i love you!
astronaut husband: i love you too but i must do this! spaceship exploding into barnacle cure in 3... 2..... 1....
tardis: hey did you forget how invincible and all powerful i am? i saved you from being exploded. amazing how awesome i can be when you actually use me, right?
everyone: yay!!!!!!
everything worked out in the end! the most perfect ending!
vlogger: i'm so happy with this result i even forgot my life partner exploded right in front of me!
astronaut couple and vlogger: "oh okay, you're just gonna leave us at the madagascar lab then? that's cool i guess. I mean, the people who lived at this lab were the aliens, not us, but yeah sure, leave us here, not in the UK where we actually live. this is fine. bye"
doctor & friends: bye!
Akumu02/02/2020
hey, free trip to madagascar
Timu02/02/2020
overall rating:
deaths: entire submarine crew got turned into barnacles, a scientist got erased from history by birds, the entire alien crew got turned into barnacles, a bunch of innocent birds, a travel vlogger, and also an entire alien species of barnacle disease.
birth rate: the barnacle cure took the form of a virus that targets and destroys barnacle diseases.
overall death rate: idk, a couple of dozen but most tragically a bunch of innocent crows
it's not their fault that they got infected with, and subsequently mind controlled, by an apparently sentient and malevolent microscopic species of bacteria that can turn people in barnacles and explode them in a manner of seconds.
why are so many microscopic creatures from space both sentient and malevolent.
like those shadow piranhas from 2009 which are too small to be seen with the naked eye, but like, can still cast a shadow, and they eat people really fast, and then fill up their space suits and walk around and say scary shit
Akumu02/02/2020
those were scary
Timu02/02/2020
or those bacteria from 2009 which live in the water on mars, and will infect you with 'just one drop', and possess people and turn them into zombies with hose arms and spray you with water and say scary shit
i'm just imagining
hey organisms number 2591758392 through 15960120356825, can you lift up that leg you're filling up?
yeah, there we go,,, yup a couple more inches, now forward,,,,,, and down. yeah!
okay everyone on the other leg do the same thing!
yeah!!!! we're walking here!
larry! hey larry! you figure out how to make this thing talk yet
jim
jim hey can you go to larry and ask him if he figured out how to make this thing talk yet
no sam, i can't, but, lemme ask sarah to do that
hey sarah can you ask larry if he figured out how to make this thing talk yet
okay, hey betty, jim asked me to ask you to ask larry to uh, uh
talk
wait what was it again
oh for goodness sake sarah
more out of the way
ah shit
arms! arms! we're falling! ohh noooooo thud
okay fuck the spacesuit thing let's just fly after the humans like we normally do it's so much easier and faster
okay sorry that's all i have to say
at least the barnacles didn't talk this time
uh
moral of the story: use the tardis more often
overall rating: i give this travel vlog video "trip to peru beautiful river" a like, comment and subscribe.
out of 10
sorry this review was 40% just me doing a bit on a bazillion microbes in a trenchcoat
Coward02/02/2020
I appreciate your reviews Timu. They are better than the show.
ITS DOCTOR WHOOOOO
In this episode: it's the year 2030, and all over the world, specifically, in three places, weird stuff is happening!!!
Peru: two travel vloggers go camping at a beautiful river, but when they arrive, turns out it's a junkyard now.....
then they get attacked by crows!!!!!
meanwhile: an astronaut is coming back from the international space station when the controls go haywire.... he crash lands in the indian ocean, but wakes up in hong kong. he sends his location to his husband by text but then get taped to a bed by aliens
meanwhile: madagascar:
two scientists are working in a super high tech lab! it's got genetic manipulation tools and shit! what do they study? idk, ocean currents? whatever! some guy washes up on the beach. he's from a submarine.
"i'm from the navy......... i tried to escape but it was too late.... 'it' got in...."
then he turns into barnacles and explodes
the doctor shows up
wow! yikes! that guy exploded!
two scientists: wow yeah, that guy sure did explode. huh.
doctor: well don't worry, it's normal for space standards, terrifying for earth standards. i'll be be back in a sec, i gotta pick up a travel vlogger in peru and an astronaut and his husband in hong kong
....
travel vlogger: boohoohoo my partner died! she turned into barnacles and exploded!!!!!
astronaut: i got strapped to a table by aliens with laser guns and gas masks!
i need to start calling the three companions by their actual names
cause
saying "one of the doctor's companions did this" and "etc did that" is a bit of a mouthful
they're Gramps, who is the grandpa of Ryan who is the grandson of Gramps. then there's also Jas, who is Ryan's friend. The two of them are like, mid 20s age.
Jas: the astronaut table had a weird alien tech thing that seemed important! I'm going to go back and try to get it!
Vlogger: I'm coming too!
doctor: okay well, phone me when you need me, the rest of us are going to the Madagascar Lab
....
back in the madagascar lab....
dr: wow this is a neat lab, you got like, all this biology genetic science stuff.
scientist: yeah. it's uh. for..... uh, ocean currents...
scientist 2: i'll stand outside and watch the birds because they are going nuts out there
\
doctor: okay mr astronaut you're turning into barnacles but i've invented a cure for you!
(outside, the birds eat scientist 2 but he never gets mentioned again)
jas: ring ring hey doctor me and vlogger found an alien teleporter. it had settings for hong kong, the alien home base, and also the madagascar lab. that's weird huh. also we went to the alien home base
doctor: yeah that is weird that there's a setting on the alien teleporter to go to the madagascar lab.......
scientist: welll welll well....... Looks like my evil plan has been exposed! but just so you know, the barnacles, THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU!! MUAHAHAA teleports away
doctor: dang it! i knew i should have been suspicious of their suspiciously over-equipped laboratory!
birds: yeah! we're breaking down the windows and attacking! there's a like million of us and we all got claws and beaks and are very fast because we're birds!
doctor: hurry everyone we must run to the tardis! don't let them scratch you or you will get infected by the barnacle disease and die!!!!
bird: darn! they got away! they were just too fast for us on their ordinary human legs!
doctor: okay tardis, i've invented the cure for barnacles, now synthesize the cure!!!!
tardis: okay here you go
doctor: now let's go to the alien home base!!!!
wow!!!!
we're in the alien home base! it's underneath indian ocean! It's a crashed alien spaceship!
scientist: oh shit how did you guys get here!?!?! oh fuck!!!
doctor: you! what's with your evil plan, bringing this barnacle disease to earth?
scientist: what evil plan? the barnacle disease exploded my planet, and then we crash landed on earth. then the barnacle disease escaped and started infecting birds and stuff! all we've been doing is try to find a cure. why do you think we strapped that astronaut to a table? we were trying to cure him and us!
...
wait...
then why did you say "oh darn i guess you discovered my true plan, and muahahaha and stuff"
scientist: "what"
"why did you say all that cryptic and threatening stuff if you weren't evil"
scientist: "uh"
Akumu02/02/2020
Timu I don't believe that this conversation actually occurred in the show
Timu02/02/2020
eh, close enough
scientist: oh no the barnacle disease has finally overtaken me, i have exploded....
Akumu02/02/2020
sad
Timu02/02/2020
doctor: okay well, we have a cure, let's stick it into the crashed alien spaceship's engine, send it up into the atmosphere and have it explode! then the cure will disperse throughout the atmosphere and kill all the barnacles!
doctor: oh and one more thing. i've set the autopilot because anyone left on the ship will die when it explodes. so we should all run off the ship immediately before the door closes and we get trapped inside. I could have said this a whole minute ago when we were all just standing around chatting about Astronaut and Astronaut's Husbands marital problems, but, it's more dramatic if we have to panic and run
alien ship: doors closing! also, autopilot broken!
everyone: yay we made it back safely on the tardis! wait, where's astronaut husband?
astronaut husband: i stayed behind to pilot the spaceship into the atmosphere! motivated by some character development about how i'm a coward, but i'm not a coward anymore, something something marital problems!
astronaut: no! but i love you!
astronaut husband: i love you too but i must do this! spaceship exploding into barnacle cure in 3... 2..... 1....
tardis: hey did you forget how invincible and all powerful i am? i saved you from being exploded. amazing how awesome i can be when you actually use me, right?
everyone: yay!!!!!!
everything worked out in the end! the most perfect ending!
vlogger: i'm so happy with this result i even forgot my life partner exploded right in front of me!
astronaut couple and vlogger: "oh okay, you're just gonna leave us at the madagascar lab then? that's cool i guess. I mean, the people who lived at this lab were the aliens, not us, but yeah sure, leave us here, not in the UK where we actually live. this is fine. bye"
doctor & friends: bye!
Akumu02/02/2020
hey, free trip to madagascar
Timu02/02/2020
overall rating:
deaths: entire submarine crew got turned into barnacles, a scientist got erased from history by birds, the entire alien crew got turned into barnacles, a bunch of innocent birds, a travel vlogger, and also an entire alien species of barnacle disease.
birth rate: the barnacle cure took the form of a virus that targets and destroys barnacle diseases.
overall death rate: idk, a couple of dozen but most tragically a bunch of innocent crows
it's not their fault that they got infected with, and subsequently mind controlled, by an apparently sentient and malevolent microscopic species of bacteria that can turn people in barnacles and explode them in a manner of seconds.
why are so many microscopic creatures from space both sentient and malevolent.
like those shadow piranhas from 2009 which are too small to be seen with the naked eye, but like, can still cast a shadow, and they eat people really fast, and then fill up their space suits and walk around and say scary shit
Akumu02/02/2020
those were scary
Timu02/02/2020
or those bacteria from 2009 which live in the water on mars, and will infect you with 'just one drop', and possess people and turn them into zombies with hose arms and spray you with water and say scary shit
i'm just imagining
hey organisms number 2591758392 through 15960120356825, can you lift up that leg you're filling up?
yeah, there we go,,, yup a couple more inches, now forward,,,,,, and down. yeah!
okay everyone on the other leg do the same thing!
yeah!!!! we're walking here!
larry! hey larry! you figure out how to make this thing talk yet
jim
jim hey can you go to larry and ask him if he figured out how to make this thing talk yet
no sam, i can't, but, lemme ask sarah to do that
hey sarah can you ask larry if he figured out how to make this thing talk yet
okay, hey betty, jim asked me to ask you to ask larry to uh, uh
talk
wait what was it again
oh for goodness sake sarah
more out of the way
ah shit
arms! arms! we're falling! ohh noooooo thud
okay fuck the spacesuit thing let's just fly after the humans like we normally do it's so much easier and faster
okay sorry that's all i have to say
at least the barnacles didn't talk this time
uh
moral of the story: use the tardis more often
overall rating: i give this travel vlog video "trip to peru beautiful river" a like, comment and subscribe.
out of 10
sorry this review was 40% just me doing a bit on a bazillion microbes in a trenchcoat
Coward02/02/2020
I appreciate your reviews Timu. They are better than the show.
dr 13 s2 e 7
SpoilerShow
Hrgrghjhgh
Its doctor b who
Dr. Barney Who
I accidentally stuck a letter b typo I'm there
So that's the name now
So in this episode doctor and friends go back to earth
As usual the time travel gets screwed up so instead of coming back to right when they left it's c been like six months oops
In that time:. Ryan's buddy pal Regular Steve, has become paranoid and a shut in
He been having nightmares with a reoccurring character:. Creepy old bald guy
Or COBG for short
Pronounced like pubg
Ok so regular Steve has also been seeing cobg in real life
But never for too long, he just vanishes into this air after giving a creepy smile
Ryan assures regular Steve that he's probably not paranoid and this is some alien bs
Then cobg shows up, his fingers pop off his hand and fly around
One finger sticks itself in regular Steve's ear (base first, so not the way regular people sick finger in ear
Then regularvsteve and cobg vanish!!!!
Meanwhile:. Gramps gets a vision of a girl with fancy makeup, trapped in a bubble, begging for help
Meanwhile:. Jas also gets a nightmare featuring COBG
Meanwhile: the allpowerful invincible TARDIS gets breached by cobg. He teleports in and messes with some stuff but leaves before doctor notices him
Doctor determines the source of the damage is syria year 1400, where big werebaboons have attacked a hospital
The only survivor is a young patient who is spared by the were baboon
According to tardis and sonic screwdriver, the werebaboons do not exist, and have no measurable readings except for weight, shape, mass, speed, claw sharpness, scary vocalizations, and light reflected off their body
How mysterious!!!
Guided by Gramp's vision of trapped girl, doctor and friends and syrian patient girl travel to a spaceship in a galaxy far far away and a long long time in the future
Out the window you can see The makeup girl's bubble prison is wedged between two giant planets that would be smashing into each other and exploding if someone hadnt stuck their hamster ball prison in the way
The ship has a super super ultra mega cybersecurity master lock unbreakable ultra that is keeping the hamster ball closed, but it is no match for the awesome ultimate tardis decryption software
The makeup girl gets teleported to the ship
Where she reveals that she was the villain all along!!!!!!!!!!!
She and cobg are both godlike beings! Who long ago were bored so they decided to mess around with two planets
The two planet civilization got sick of this shit and crammed makeup girl into a hamster ball
Cobg sent visions to gramps, and messed around with jas and Ryan's friend, regular Steve, in order to trick the doctor into coming here and setting makeup girl free!!!
And cobg also messed with some random girl in 1400s syria for no reason other than he was bored
I guess
Shrug
Cobg then fingers all of our heroes!
The doxtor wakes up in a room, she, her friends, regular steve, and all the syria victims are all tied up with fingers in their ears giving them nightmares
But doctor's nightmare was very short and season-arc related so she wakes up right away, yeets her sonic screwdriver out of her pocket and into her bound hand in and impossible yump of awkwardness, and then sets everyone free
Then they all go back to earth, where cobg and makeup girl are about to give everyone on earth nightmares to feed on their fear
Cobg shouldnt have messed with random syrian girl by turning her fear of imaginary werebaboons into a tangible reality, because by getting over her fear, she now controls them!!!
The werebaboon beats up cobg and makeup girl, and then doctor reverses the polarity to send them both back into the hamster ball
Hooray
The day is saved
These two immortal godlike beings got thirty minutes of the episode and got defeated by a werebaboon
And the remaining ten minutes are like, everyone involved going to therapy and stuff in ways relevant to the nightmares they had
Flashbacks and stuff
Idk, not relevant to my reviews
Overall review:
Deaths:. No one died! Except for two planet's civilizations.
Births: a werebaboon
Overall deathrate:. It happened as part of the villains backstories so who cares right
Moral of the story:. So, if you want to mess with the doctor by messing with her friends, it's fine to go after friend of friends like Regular Steve. They're close enough. But your evil plan got ruined because you also messed with a random, unrelated woman from 600 years ago.
So the moral is to not waste your efforts on things unrelated to the mission, for it maybe later bite you in the back, and/or claw you in the front and stick you in a hamster ball
Overall rating:. 7/10, thats the portion of the episode it took for you to lose
Its doctor b who
Dr. Barney Who
I accidentally stuck a letter b typo I'm there
So that's the name now
So in this episode doctor and friends go back to earth
As usual the time travel gets screwed up so instead of coming back to right when they left it's c been like six months oops
In that time:. Ryan's buddy pal Regular Steve, has become paranoid and a shut in
He been having nightmares with a reoccurring character:. Creepy old bald guy
Or COBG for short
Pronounced like pubg
Ok so regular Steve has also been seeing cobg in real life
But never for too long, he just vanishes into this air after giving a creepy smile
Ryan assures regular Steve that he's probably not paranoid and this is some alien bs
Then cobg shows up, his fingers pop off his hand and fly around
One finger sticks itself in regular Steve's ear (base first, so not the way regular people sick finger in ear
Then regularvsteve and cobg vanish!!!!
Meanwhile:. Gramps gets a vision of a girl with fancy makeup, trapped in a bubble, begging for help
Meanwhile:. Jas also gets a nightmare featuring COBG
Meanwhile: the allpowerful invincible TARDIS gets breached by cobg. He teleports in and messes with some stuff but leaves before doctor notices him
Doctor determines the source of the damage is syria year 1400, where big werebaboons have attacked a hospital
The only survivor is a young patient who is spared by the were baboon
According to tardis and sonic screwdriver, the werebaboons do not exist, and have no measurable readings except for weight, shape, mass, speed, claw sharpness, scary vocalizations, and light reflected off their body
How mysterious!!!
Guided by Gramp's vision of trapped girl, doctor and friends and syrian patient girl travel to a spaceship in a galaxy far far away and a long long time in the future
Out the window you can see The makeup girl's bubble prison is wedged between two giant planets that would be smashing into each other and exploding if someone hadnt stuck their hamster ball prison in the way
The ship has a super super ultra mega cybersecurity master lock unbreakable ultra that is keeping the hamster ball closed, but it is no match for the awesome ultimate tardis decryption software
The makeup girl gets teleported to the ship
Where she reveals that she was the villain all along!!!!!!!!!!!
She and cobg are both godlike beings! Who long ago were bored so they decided to mess around with two planets
The two planet civilization got sick of this shit and crammed makeup girl into a hamster ball
Cobg sent visions to gramps, and messed around with jas and Ryan's friend, regular Steve, in order to trick the doctor into coming here and setting makeup girl free!!!
And cobg also messed with some random girl in 1400s syria for no reason other than he was bored
I guess
Shrug
Cobg then fingers all of our heroes!
The doxtor wakes up in a room, she, her friends, regular steve, and all the syria victims are all tied up with fingers in their ears giving them nightmares
But doctor's nightmare was very short and season-arc related so she wakes up right away, yeets her sonic screwdriver out of her pocket and into her bound hand in and impossible yump of awkwardness, and then sets everyone free
Then they all go back to earth, where cobg and makeup girl are about to give everyone on earth nightmares to feed on their fear
Cobg shouldnt have messed with random syrian girl by turning her fear of imaginary werebaboons into a tangible reality, because by getting over her fear, she now controls them!!!
The werebaboon beats up cobg and makeup girl, and then doctor reverses the polarity to send them both back into the hamster ball
Hooray
The day is saved
These two immortal godlike beings got thirty minutes of the episode and got defeated by a werebaboon
And the remaining ten minutes are like, everyone involved going to therapy and stuff in ways relevant to the nightmares they had
Flashbacks and stuff
Idk, not relevant to my reviews
Overall review:
Deaths:. No one died! Except for two planet's civilizations.
Births: a werebaboon
Overall deathrate:. It happened as part of the villains backstories so who cares right
Moral of the story:. So, if you want to mess with the doctor by messing with her friends, it's fine to go after friend of friends like Regular Steve. They're close enough. But your evil plan got ruined because you also messed with a random, unrelated woman from 600 years ago.
So the moral is to not waste your efforts on things unrelated to the mission, for it maybe later bite you in the back, and/or claw you in the front and stick you in a hamster ball
Overall rating:. 7/10, thats the portion of the episode it took for you to lose
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