RE: Timu's Doctor Who and Torchwood Reviews (spoilers!)
04-07-2020, 01:28 AM
12th dr, s3, ep11
dr 12, s3, e12 (season finale)
12th doctor, season 3, christmas special, final episode
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in the latest doctor who, Doctor nardole bill and The Master travel to an enormous colony ship, 400 miles long
which is currently doing its best to escape from a black hole
it's not really escaping but at least it's not being sucked in
they land at the top of the spaceship, which is closest to the black hole. there they meet the last surviving member of the crew.... when the spaceship got almost sucked into the black hole, they sent most of the crew to the bottom of the ship in order to turn on the engines and escape the gravity....... but they never came back..... and now all of a sudden thousands of life forms have been appearing at the bottom despite no aliens have boarded (except doctor tardis)
and these mysterious monsters come up the elevator and capture bill!
the monsters are creepy patients who are fully bandaged and such
the doctor realizes that the black hole is doing time distortion #relativityphysics
the thousands of life forms are the descendants of the crew that went to the bottom of the ship all those hours ago
in the ten minutes doctor takes doing a physic lecture, bill has spent the last several years hanging out in this creepy hospital at the bottom
she's been adopted by an old russian guy, and they're both janitors
since the bottom of the ship is running out of resources, they're converting people into.... CYBERMEN....!!!!!!!!!
and then the old russian guy who tells jokes and we like a lot...... pulls off his mask and reveals he's.... A PAST INCARNATION OF THE MASTER!!!!!!!!!!
and bill is converted into a CYBERMAN!!! the original cybermen from old doctor who. this is their origin story.
dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNN
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??06/26/2017
gasp
Timu06/26/2017
but heyyyy this did relativity
the master in disguise was a real fun character
they're watching the doctor do his physics lecture for 10 minutes
but for them it's taking years
"he's been raising that eyebrow for the past 6 months"
"don't change the channel" "why would i this is Soooooooo exciting"
"look he's being sarcastic to the random surviving crew guy" "classic doctor"
which is currently doing its best to escape from a black hole
it's not really escaping but at least it's not being sucked in
they land at the top of the spaceship, which is closest to the black hole. there they meet the last surviving member of the crew.... when the spaceship got almost sucked into the black hole, they sent most of the crew to the bottom of the ship in order to turn on the engines and escape the gravity....... but they never came back..... and now all of a sudden thousands of life forms have been appearing at the bottom despite no aliens have boarded (except doctor tardis)
and these mysterious monsters come up the elevator and capture bill!
the monsters are creepy patients who are fully bandaged and such
the doctor realizes that the black hole is doing time distortion #relativityphysics
the thousands of life forms are the descendants of the crew that went to the bottom of the ship all those hours ago
in the ten minutes doctor takes doing a physic lecture, bill has spent the last several years hanging out in this creepy hospital at the bottom
she's been adopted by an old russian guy, and they're both janitors
since the bottom of the ship is running out of resources, they're converting people into.... CYBERMEN....!!!!!!!!!
and then the old russian guy who tells jokes and we like a lot...... pulls off his mask and reveals he's.... A PAST INCARNATION OF THE MASTER!!!!!!!!!!
and bill is converted into a CYBERMAN!!! the original cybermen from old doctor who. this is their origin story.
dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNN
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??06/26/2017
gasp
Timu06/26/2017
but heyyyy this did relativity
the master in disguise was a real fun character
they're watching the doctor do his physics lecture for 10 minutes
but for them it's taking years
"he's been raising that eyebrow for the past 6 months"
"don't change the channel" "why would i this is Soooooooo exciting"
"look he's being sarcastic to the random surviving crew guy" "classic doctor"
dr 12, s3, e12 (season finale)
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previously on dr who
bill has been turned into a cyberman
two masters are here
dun dun dun
now this episode uhhh
the doctor hacks the army of cybermen so that they turn on their masters
so they all have to escape to floor 500, where some farmer people live
bill has retained her sentience but is not too thrilled about being a cyberman
2 weeks they spend there, and meanwhile the cybermen downstairs have like thousands of years to upgrade further and further
uhhh fortunately nardole is good at hacking so he invents a weapon that can defeat the cybermen (explosions)
the doctor was injured so he's about to regenerate anyway so he blows himself up and all the cybermen in order to let the farmers and nardole escape..... to floor 510 where they can live out the rest of their lives
bill dies
the masters kill each other but older master escapes so he can regenerate
latest master is fate unkown
then.....
guess what happens next <3 ?
Pharmacy07/03/2017
Tell us oh wise one
Timu07/03/2017
remember gay puddle?
gay puddle girl from the first episode 12 weeks ago?
first episode: bill has a mutual crush on this pretty girl, who gets eaten by a puddle of high tech alien space ship engine oil
now she's a gay puddle with superpowers but she flew away
now she's back, and she turns bill who is basically about to be dead at this point into a normal human not a cyberman, and then turns her into a gay puddle too
now they fly through space being gay puddles together its very sweet
also the doctor is going to regenerate..... NEXT TIME ON DOCTOR WHO CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
bill has been turned into a cyberman
two masters are here
dun dun dun
now this episode uhhh
the doctor hacks the army of cybermen so that they turn on their masters
so they all have to escape to floor 500, where some farmer people live
bill has retained her sentience but is not too thrilled about being a cyberman
2 weeks they spend there, and meanwhile the cybermen downstairs have like thousands of years to upgrade further and further
uhhh fortunately nardole is good at hacking so he invents a weapon that can defeat the cybermen (explosions)
the doctor was injured so he's about to regenerate anyway so he blows himself up and all the cybermen in order to let the farmers and nardole escape..... to floor 510 where they can live out the rest of their lives
bill dies
the masters kill each other but older master escapes so he can regenerate
latest master is fate unkown
then.....
guess what happens next <3 ?
Pharmacy07/03/2017
Tell us oh wise one
Timu07/03/2017
remember gay puddle?
gay puddle girl from the first episode 12 weeks ago?
first episode: bill has a mutual crush on this pretty girl, who gets eaten by a puddle of high tech alien space ship engine oil
now she's a gay puddle with superpowers but she flew away
now she's back, and she turns bill who is basically about to be dead at this point into a normal human not a cyberman, and then turns her into a gay puddle too
now they fly through space being gay puddles together its very sweet
also the doctor is going to regenerate..... NEXT TIME ON DOCTOR WHO CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
12th doctor, season 3, christmas special, final episode
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i have to yell at you about doctor who
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??01/01/2018
who’s that
Timu01/01/2018
so previously on doctor who
#12 and #1 are both dying and procrastinating on their regenerations
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??01/01/2018
oh yeah that episode was real bad
Timu01/01/2018
oh you watched it
so
moffat as his last farewell
makes some Bullshitt
where humans use time travel to copy everyone's memories just before they die, throughout all time
it's dumb
basically nothing matters going forward
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??01/01/2018
the whole episode was 45 minutes of literally nothing happening
Timu01/01/2018
also more awkward cameos of moffats previous companions
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??01/01/2018
your last episode as lead writer is not a good time to remind me that clara existed
Timu01/01/2018
its just a bad episode and nothing you can really make fun of
it isn't silly enough
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??01/01/2018
who’s that
Timu01/01/2018
so previously on doctor who
#12 and #1 are both dying and procrastinating on their regenerations
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??01/01/2018
oh yeah that episode was real bad
Timu01/01/2018
oh you watched it
so
moffat as his last farewell
makes some Bullshitt
where humans use time travel to copy everyone's memories just before they die, throughout all time
it's dumb
basically nothing matters going forward
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??01/01/2018
the whole episode was 45 minutes of literally nothing happening
Timu01/01/2018
also more awkward cameos of moffats previous companions
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??01/01/2018
your last episode as lead writer is not a good time to remind me that clara existed
Timu01/01/2018
its just a bad episode and nothing you can really make fun of
it isn't silly enough
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