RE: Timu's Doctor Who and Torchwood Reviews (spoilers!)
04-07-2020, 12:48 AM
doctor who 12th doctor 3rd season episode 3
12th doctor: season 3 episode 4
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so in this episode the doctor and bill visit the thames 1814 the last great frost faire
the river is frozen so people throw a party on it, but there's a big ass fish under the water that eats people sneakily
the big fish is a native earth species, the you know, the one thats like a mile long, shits bricks of rocket fuel and eats people and has little lantern fish that melt ice and refreeze ice so people can fall through but the hole dissappears
it lives in the arctic but a rich white supremist has imprisoned it in the thames so it can eat peopel and shit rocket fuel
the doctor beats him up and saves the fish the end
also there's themes of anti-racism, 'what good is an empire that's built on the suffering of people'
like the metaphors didn't go over my head this time
like if your empire gets strong by having rocket fuel, but the rocket fuel is made out of dead people, that's bad
similarly, if your empire gets strong by the opression of weak people then that's bad too
Isis04/30/2017
nice
Timu04/30/2017
at first the doctor thought it was an alien who might be like stranded on earth or something who is making rocket fuel to escape but was super upset when it turned out to be a human
so in this episode the doctor and bill visit the thames 1814 the last great frost faire
the river is frozen so people throw a party on it, but there's a big ass fish under the water that eats people sneakily
the big fish is a native earth species, the you know, the one thats like a mile long, shits bricks of rocket fuel and eats people and has little lantern fish that melt ice and refreeze ice so people can fall through but the hole dissappears
it lives in the arctic but a rich white supremist has imprisoned it in the thames so it can eat peopel and shit rocket fuel
the doctor beats him up and saves the fish the end
also there's themes of anti-racism, 'what good is an empire that's built on the suffering of people'
like the metaphors didn't go over my head this time
like if your empire gets strong by having rocket fuel, but the rocket fuel is made out of dead people, that's bad
similarly, if your empire gets strong by the opression of weak people then that's bad too
Isis04/30/2017
nice
Timu04/30/2017
at first the doctor thought it was an alien who might be like stranded on earth or something who is making rocket fuel to escape but was super upset when it turned out to be a human
12th doctor: season 3 episode 4
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Spoilerso the latest doctor who episode takes place on earthy
6 kids rent out a new house to live in
it's a big house that's very old, has shitty wifi, utilities, etc and all the wood is super super creepy
i mean creaky
creepy too
the landlord is a creepy old man
and the tenants are getting eaten one by one
guess what the monster is???
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??05/06/2017
a big slug
Timu05/06/2017
that's
really close to be honest
it is a bug, but lots and lots and lots of bugs, they are basically big pill bugs with glowy bits. big as in, mouse-sized
wood lice who live in the walls/are the walls because of their alien biological abilities to manipulate matter on a cellular level
so the people get eaten by the walls/the bugs and are turned into the walls/more bugs
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??05/06/2017
nice
Timu05/06/2017
and also the walls shift and doors turn into walls and windows slam shut by themselves and it's all very creaky etc
hidden in the house is this lady ( /she is the house) who is made out of wood, she's been preserved as a tree person for 70 years, kept alive by the landlord feeding her/thehouse people
the landlord is her young son, who is now an old creepy landlord because it's been 70 years and people age when they aren't made out of wood
upon realizing the horrible truth about what her son's been feeding her, the tree lady turns herself/the house back into people again
it all just falls apart into a big pile of woodlice and people
presumably the woodlice go back to how they were before someone tamed them with the power of music (which was how the landlord controlled them), which is living in trees/being trees
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??05/06/2017
this is all very complicated
but those sound like cool bugs
Timu05/06/2017
yes
so lets see
episode one had a puddle of spaceship engine oil which had the power to turn people into spaceships
episode two had little nanobots that turned people into fertilizer
episode 3 had a big fish that ate people and turned them into rocket fuel poop
episode 4 had bugs that turned people into houses
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??05/06/2017
this will all be brought together in the finale where they have to turn various people into spaceships, fertilizer, rocket fuel, and houses, to defeat the daleks
Timu05/06/2017
yes yes :3
6 kids rent out a new house to live in
it's a big house that's very old, has shitty wifi, utilities, etc and all the wood is super super creepy
i mean creaky
creepy too
the landlord is a creepy old man
and the tenants are getting eaten one by one
guess what the monster is???
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??05/06/2017
a big slug
Timu05/06/2017
that's
really close to be honest
it is a bug, but lots and lots and lots of bugs, they are basically big pill bugs with glowy bits. big as in, mouse-sized
wood lice who live in the walls/are the walls because of their alien biological abilities to manipulate matter on a cellular level
so the people get eaten by the walls/the bugs and are turned into the walls/more bugs
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??05/06/2017
nice
Timu05/06/2017
and also the walls shift and doors turn into walls and windows slam shut by themselves and it's all very creaky etc
hidden in the house is this lady ( /she is the house) who is made out of wood, she's been preserved as a tree person for 70 years, kept alive by the landlord feeding her/thehouse people
the landlord is her young son, who is now an old creepy landlord because it's been 70 years and people age when they aren't made out of wood
upon realizing the horrible truth about what her son's been feeding her, the tree lady turns herself/the house back into people again
it all just falls apart into a big pile of woodlice and people
presumably the woodlice go back to how they were before someone tamed them with the power of music (which was how the landlord controlled them), which is living in trees/being trees
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??05/06/2017
this is all very complicated
but those sound like cool bugs
Timu05/06/2017
yes
so lets see
episode one had a puddle of spaceship engine oil which had the power to turn people into spaceships
episode two had little nanobots that turned people into fertilizer
episode 3 had a big fish that ate people and turned them into rocket fuel poop
episode 4 had bugs that turned people into houses
Digimon World Enthusiast Jac ??05/06/2017
this will all be brought together in the finale where they have to turn various people into spaceships, fertilizer, rocket fuel, and houses, to defeat the daleks
Timu05/06/2017
yes yes :3
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