RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
04-01-2020, 06:59 AM
Angela: You have a stroke. A sexy stroke.
Ixies: Report that Jerry is a bearded old maniac now who has taken to wearing his patented Shoe ArmorTM which is as it sounds a bundle of shoes strapped to his body by twine, he does this because he is afraid of assassination from the worshipers of lesser footwear such as sandals or flip flops (P.S there are no worshipers of these specific footwear).
Adler: Suddenly as you have eaten your stew, you realize Angela gave you the wrong mushrooms!
Ixies: Report that Jerry is a bearded old maniac now who has taken to wearing his patented Shoe ArmorTM which is as it sounds a bundle of shoes strapped to his body by twine, he does this because he is afraid of assassination from the worshipers of lesser footwear such as sandals or flip flops (P.S there are no worshipers of these specific footwear).
Adler: Suddenly as you have eaten your stew, you realize Angela gave you the wrong mushrooms!