RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
02-03-2020, 09:33 PM
>Adler, lost in the annoying noise, enter an almost trance state and in a rare moment of badassness, order everyone to shut up in a manner that is actualy pretty commanding.
>Then negociation can commence.
>You want a gun ? Well guess what your first mission will be to procure a few of them, then. You wanted to have a look at one of those anyway. Beg, borrow or steal if you must, don't care. If you need elf gold to sucker someone, there'll be an endless supply of that where that come from
>You want a sallon ? .. Er , maybe later... but you'll let her braid your hair i the meantime, how bout that. And you may not make shoes but you can transmute her some very pretty dresses from rags. Turns out you're surprisingly good at fashion.
>And for that matter make a note going to have to hire soeone to negociate contracts for you. If you're gonna be a king/leader/genral/god/whatever, you can't deal with every cooky character and shenanigans all the time. It's exhausting and it really stals the plo... your plans.
>Then negociation can commence.
>You want a gun ? Well guess what your first mission will be to procure a few of them, then. You wanted to have a look at one of those anyway. Beg, borrow or steal if you must, don't care. If you need elf gold to sucker someone, there'll be an endless supply of that where that come from
>You want a sallon ? .. Er , maybe later... but you'll let her braid your hair i the meantime, how bout that. And you may not make shoes but you can transmute her some very pretty dresses from rags. Turns out you're surprisingly good at fashion.
>And for that matter make a note going to have to hire soeone to negociate contracts for you. If you're gonna be a king/leader/genral/god/whatever, you can't deal with every cooky character and shenanigans all the time. It's exhausting and it really stals the plo... your plans.