you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

it turns out you need to smith a massive hammer made out of titanium, and find all the bananas you can get, and then proceed to smash them into a purée. once you do this, you need to feed all of it to the nearest bastard eel and watch as the eel goes into maximum overdrive and eats you. once it does this you will be able to drive the eel and wreak havoc on any city you want to, creating a tyrannical government where you create a city state that is completely under your rule. any dissenters will be made into blood, bone, and etc. meal and fed to the banana trees that have been planted in the city state’s territory. these banana trees will be held as sacred, and anyone who denies the new mandatory religion will be made into blood, bone and etc. meal and fed to the banana trees that have been planted in the city state’s territory