IsleEnture 3 - Beyond Philipdome

>Build a sand castle shrine around that sword to start a lucrative tourist attraction.



You build a right nice JAPANESE STYLE SHRINE around the mysterious sword lodged in this wayward islet. Boy howdy Philip what nice work, man oh man, the tourists will be coming in droves any time now, or well they would if this wasn't an uncharted isle in the middle of the ocean, but you know what good hustle it's initiative like this that's gotten you outta of all kinds of jams in the past, and almost certainly will continue to do so in the future.

>Free the sword from the small Isle, sexily.



Come Again?
Phillip, let this be a lesson to- now Phillip, I see you eyeing up that sword there, now Phil, come on now, what would PENNY-P think? Yeah that's right, she would be right upset if she found out you were canoodling with strange swords found on tiny islets now wouldn't she, now you settle your jimmies right down.

>Retrieve Sword in an entirely ordinary fashion.



Da-da-da-daaaaaa
Look see, you did it, you got THE SWORD OF BEGINNINGS. Wow, that's, uh, that's a pretty ostentatious name for such an ordinary looking sword, innit? Well who'm I to judge such things, who knows, this could be THE MOST IMPORTANT SWORD EVER FORGED...
Or it could just be an ordinary rusty sword, either or, at any rate it is most certainly a sword.

>Next



You sort that out in your unfortunately vacated inventory, man think of all the nice things you used to have in there Phil? Man, all those things were so great, let's not bring them up *sniff* It makes me too emotional to think of all the swag you once had.