Let's Write English... 2!

Rule 1 -- Adjectivens Always After Nouns
Rule 2 -- Nouns plural like .*[aeiouy?]s become .*[aeiouy?]ns
Rule 3 -- I after E, except after C.
Rule 4 -- Negativens n't alwayns.
Rule 5 -- Prohibitten se past.
Rule 6 -- Namens also endca pitalized.
Rule 7 -- [ck] to [kk].
Rule 8 -- [n't] attaches to word modifeid.
Rule 9 -- Articlens to [one].
Rule A -- Adjective order to: Purpose, adjective proper, colour, shape, age, size, quality, quantity.

Rule New (B) -- Verbs ending in [b, k, d, g, t, ch] takessyl lable of word following except when finishing sentence before modifications other, but for "one" suffix instead [on] taking care to repeathn't [o], and for "and" instead [an].

Example:

Henceforth, I capturedon opportunity honored for one adventure exciting, to catchon creature large in ruination overt but distantn't, which be coveredan blokkedby one timens deepest and dusts farthest.

At timens certain, one desert opens one amount, "trillion five," of one sand which shines from above up, casting shadowns darkenedon to here ahead.