RE: I Will Reply
10-23-2019, 10:31 PM
To: I Will Reply
Man, I dunno what to say. Took me a while to get around to replying as well, so not like I'm very wise on the subject either. The reason I replied initially was cause of a desperate need to get my story told to at least one person before my death, and your email seemed like my only option at the time. Perhaps a bit close-minded of me, in retrospect. So I guess my advice is to pretend like your life depends on you replying. I'm evidently terrible at giving advice.
Anyway, I gotta come clean. I was lying about those plants. They were just dumb stories from the religion of my old hive. I kinda ran away from home and have been paranoid about being hunted ever since. The finger plants probably don't look like human fingers, we just say they do. And I'm pretty sure them killing bugs is a superstition, but I'm sure as heck not testing it. I was hiding out near them to scare people away from looking for me. Nobody wants to go near the MURDEROUS HUMAN PLANTS OF DEATH, right? The Devil flower is seen as the reproductive organ of a god, because of how good it smells I assume. My kind does get pretty aroused by good smells, so flowers are always cherished holy symbols. And that flower is universally agreed to be the best one. I call it The Devil just to piss people off.
I uh, would love to keep talking about the hive and its weird plant religion, but I don't want that to take up the whole conversation. How have things been going on your end? My name is Mimir, by the way. The first i has a special dot over it that I don't know how to get on a keyboard.
Man, I dunno what to say. Took me a while to get around to replying as well, so not like I'm very wise on the subject either. The reason I replied initially was cause of a desperate need to get my story told to at least one person before my death, and your email seemed like my only option at the time. Perhaps a bit close-minded of me, in retrospect. So I guess my advice is to pretend like your life depends on you replying. I'm evidently terrible at giving advice.
Anyway, I gotta come clean. I was lying about those plants. They were just dumb stories from the religion of my old hive. I kinda ran away from home and have been paranoid about being hunted ever since. The finger plants probably don't look like human fingers, we just say they do. And I'm pretty sure them killing bugs is a superstition, but I'm sure as heck not testing it. I was hiding out near them to scare people away from looking for me. Nobody wants to go near the MURDEROUS HUMAN PLANTS OF DEATH, right? The Devil flower is seen as the reproductive organ of a god, because of how good it smells I assume. My kind does get pretty aroused by good smells, so flowers are always cherished holy symbols. And that flower is universally agreed to be the best one. I call it The Devil just to piss people off.
I uh, would love to keep talking about the hive and its weird plant religion, but I don't want that to take up the whole conversation. How have things been going on your end? My name is Mimir, by the way. The first i has a special dot over it that I don't know how to get on a keyboard.
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