RE: Tatanga vs. Crash Man
09-30-2019, 03:00 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-30-2019, 11:30 AM by Fairfax.)
Tatanga: Bust down that brick wall!
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After instance upon instance of Tatanga’s rightful Library being denied him, the Mysterious Spaceman takes the situation into his own alien hands. He begins a Melville-worthy display of whaling on the bricked-up Library door, determined to get at whatever lies beyond.
The bricks seem to be registering Tatanga’s onslaught. Just a few more solid hits ought to do it...
Crash Man, use a Crash Bomber to destroy the entrance to the sub-levels of the fort.
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If Crash Man’s gonna get the time he needs to figure out how to dislodge that pesky Stone Hammer from the Terminal, he’ll have to delay his adversary's return to the field of battle.
Crash Man launches his trusty Crash Bomber Combat maneuver, which finds purchase in the corner of the Sublevel door frame.
The Crash Bomber explodes. The severely damaged door fizzes out of existence.
Crash Man beams with gratitude for finally causing an explosion without any nasty clean-up afterwards. Some problems just get rid of themselves, it seems.
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The door to the main level of Fort Tatanga de-syncs.
Tatanga is slowly gripped by a dawning horror as he contemplates the circumstances of this development.
After instance upon instance of Tatanga’s rightful Library being denied him, the Mysterious Spaceman takes the situation into his own alien hands. He begins a Melville-worthy display of whaling on the bricked-up Library door, determined to get at whatever lies beyond.
The bricks seem to be registering Tatanga’s onslaught. Just a few more solid hits ought to do it...
Crash Man, use a Crash Bomber to destroy the entrance to the sub-levels of the fort.
If Crash Man’s gonna get the time he needs to figure out how to dislodge that pesky Stone Hammer from the Terminal, he’ll have to delay his adversary's return to the field of battle.
Crash Man launches his trusty Crash Bomber Combat maneuver, which finds purchase in the corner of the Sublevel door frame.
The Crash Bomber explodes. The severely damaged door fizzes out of existence.
Crash Man beams with gratitude for finally causing an explosion without any nasty clean-up afterwards. Some problems just get rid of themselves, it seems.
The door to the main level of Fort Tatanga de-syncs.
Tatanga is slowly gripped by a dawning horror as he contemplates the circumstances of this development.