You Wake Up In A Bar

C'mon Greene, shake it off. Don't let the inertia drag you down. Take a deep breath, smile, and pretend the past five months never happened. To everyone else at the bar, you're just thinking deeply about what username and profile pic to choose for your brand new PDA. If you never move again, will the rest of them cease existing? Or will they still be there, wondering why their new best bartender friend-o has suddenly gone catatonic? Look, I'm just an input, I don't know all the answers or what's going on in your bizarre little universe. But know this: Someone cares about you, and is wondering what you'll do next.