Woop Zoop, It's Mafia Time! (Day 1)

Me, I'd cop Chwoka because his typing quirk (offending as many people as possible?) automatically forces him to overthink and obfuscate posts, and thus makes him much harder to read. Doc on someone random I know is good at mafia, like Mirdini and do away with, uh, Chwoka again. Of course not cop and vig at the same time, that's silly, but if I had to kill someone Chwoka would go first thing.

So what, because you think I'm a vapid attention whore means I'm the bad guy? If anybody is the vapid one here, it's you. Typical normanormative.