you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

I'd like to add an additional caption to this

It turns out vaccines were never intended for mankind, and all immunizations granted to us through reckless experimentation are mere happenstance and that their true purpose is to cause banana peels to dissolve via lytic enzymes.

it turns out you're supposed to be entombed with the banana when you die so it can accompany you to the afterlife, where it will finally reveal its true form

i'd like to label this as the "psychopomp option"