RE: Doodle Devil
07-06-2019, 08:27 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-06-2019, 08:29 PM by Arcanuse.)
>Get them to sign the contract first, and then...
>Hand them a camera and say "Welcome to the wide, wonderful world of film-photography. Not taking photographs in far off locales, no. No, what you do is go in, and clean old cameras for people who somehow have far duller lives than you. That's right, you don't even get to look at their pictures of far off exotic locales. You will forever be haunted by the sheer number of people who find grey boring architecture worth taking fifty pictures of."
>Lean in, whisper: "And sometimes, if you're reaaaally lucky? It's a different wall."
>"You start Monday. Have fun."
>Poof back to hell, and chuckle malevolently, because today is Monday and they aren't at their new job! Bwah-hah-hah-hah.
>Hand them a camera and say "Welcome to the wide, wonderful world of film-photography. Not taking photographs in far off locales, no. No, what you do is go in, and clean old cameras for people who somehow have far duller lives than you. That's right, you don't even get to look at their pictures of far off exotic locales. You will forever be haunted by the sheer number of people who find grey boring architecture worth taking fifty pictures of."
>Lean in, whisper: "And sometimes, if you're reaaaally lucky? It's a different wall."
>"You start Monday. Have fun."
>Poof back to hell, and chuckle malevolently, because today is Monday and they aren't at their new job! Bwah-hah-hah-hah.
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.