Doodle Devil

Angel: Finish up all your other paperwork for the eon, then embark on a quest to hell to return this pencil

>Oh no! You must return it in person...

This involves first paragliding down to the earth from however high up, then using ANGELIC SUPER SENSES to find the owner. Pretty easy when you think about it. Sort of.

Well the only reasonable thing is to return it! You equip your HOLY PARAGLIDER.

Even though it's kinda redundant, what with the whole having wings thing.

It's gonna be a long trip to Hell! First, you gotta go to Earth.

Devil: Well this is embarrassing but you should get the job done you signed up for. Go find Guy and get him a dream job

Ah jeez. You put in all this effort to be menacing and intimidating and then you fall on your butt like a dunce.

Whatever, gotta save face.



"HEY! Which one of y'all is Guy? or Joan? Or Skrungus or whatever you Humans all have stupid names!"



"I'm Guy."

Oh. Well. That was easy.



"So the internet tells me you have a dream job Guy..."



"Oh, yeah. I always wanted to be, like, in the film industry? Not someone SUPER important but, like, sorta high up, y'know. Like a miniboss or something."



"HMMMMMMM And are you willing to trade your Soooooooooooul for this???"



"..."



"Yeah, okay."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

How will you totally screw over this guy's wish?

_>