not a number (a chat log adventure - 10-30)

> Select: AXSIS Breeze

Welcome to AXSIS Cast 11.4.6!

-- SPELL INDEX --

-AXSIS Breeze
Level: Common
Cost: 0.3g
Description: A slight breeze manifests, centered on the caster. Range of the breeze is 10ft in a straight line, parallel to the caster's face.

Cast this spell?
> YES
> NO

> Open: AXSIS Map

Launching AXSIS Map 14.1.1...

Welcome to AXSIS Map 14.1.1.

Embedded image description: a world map with names of countries labeled.

Please select a name above or in the index below for more information. Alternatively, tap the 'PERSON' icon to zoom in directly on your current location, or enter a location in the search box.

> PERSON
> SEARCH

-- REGION LIST BY CONTINENT --

> ALVERDI
-> Becdeni
-> Remina
-> Vandrio

> DOLA ISLANDS
-> North Dola Island
-> South Dola Island

> EMEK ARCHIPELAGO
-> Emek Archipelago

> ERDRIC
-> Erdric

> FERRIDE
-> Ferride

> GINDE
-> Ginde

> LYCUS
-> Lycus

> MERSET
-> Alzabata
-> Kenba
-> Khetaqa
-> Momotto
-> Qassan

> U HAO
-> U Hao

> VIANU
-> Vianu

> Open: AXSIS Net - AXSIS Knowledge Base

Launching AXSIS Net 72.89.2...

Welcome to AXSIS Net 72.89.2!

> BROWSE AXSIS NET
v ENTER AXSIS NET ADDRESS
-> Enter address: knowledge.axsis
> SEARCH AXSIS NET
> APPLICATION STORE
> GAMES

-- Welcome to AXSIS Knowledge Base! --

> SEARCH
> ABOUT
v ARTICLE OF THE DAY
-> Blackeye Tragedy
The Blackeye Tragedy refers to a specific blackeye sighting and conflict on 2d18mo2116y. Unlike most blackeyes, which are solitary monsters, three blackeyes appeared at the same time in a residential area in Vezretti, Vandrio... READ MORE

> Chat: AXSIS

Conversation initiated between WitchesBlue and AXSIS.
1023, 4d5mo
[WB] uh
[WB] good mornin
[AX] Good morning, citizen!
[AX] My name is Anarka and I am your assigned AXSIS Representative for the duration of this conversation!
[AX] How may I assist you today?
[WB] nothin much but uh
[WB] i always wondered
[WB] are you a real person or does axsis got bots doing customer service
[AX] Ha ha ha! That's quite funny, USER:WitchesBlue.
[AX] I can assure you that I am not a bot.
[AX] Nothing but human over here!
[WB] huh okay
[WB] can you
[WB] i dunno
[WB] tell me a joke
[AX] Of course! How's this?
[AX] 191 citizens walk into an AXSIS-approved Drinking Station.
[AX] The bartender says, "I'll happily serve you, citizens."
[AX] So the 191 citizens say, "Thank you," and sit down.
[WB] oh uh
[WB] hilarious
[WB] how about a
[WB] more different joke
[AX] Of course! How's this?
[AX] 191 citizens walk into an AXSIS-approved Drinking Station.
[AX] The bartender says, "I'll happily serve you, citizens."
[AX] So the 191 citizens say, "Thank you," and sit down.
[WB] right
[WB] okay it was great shootin the shit with you
[WB] but im gonna remove myself from this conversation
[AX] Very well! Have an AXSIS day!
[WB] i struggle to imagine how i wouldnt

> Chat: TRAVERSA, MANFREDO

Conversation initiated between FORTUNATA, COSMO and TRAVERSA, MANFREDO.
1041, 4d5mo
TRAVERSA, MANFREDO is not a trusted contact. AXSIS Chat will not display usernames or preferred names.
[COS] hello grampa
[MAN] OH....COSMO....IT"S GFREAT TO HEARV  FROM YOYU....
[COS] do you have caps lock on grampa
[MAN] I DON"T KNMOW WHAT TRHAT ISW, COSMO....
[COS] look on the left hand side of your keyboard and there should be a key that says 'caps lock' on it
[MAN] I KLOOOKED AT MJY KEYBOARD AND IT JUST HAS THE NIORMAL KEYS  ION IT....
[MAN] THE BLACK ONES AND THE WBHUTE ONES....
[COS] the black
[COS] wait
[COS] grampa are you looking at your piano
[MAN] OF COUIRSE,..../
[MAN] TGHATR"S WGHERE THE KEY
[MAN] S ARE....
[COS] the keyboard on your axsis grampa
[MAN] COSMO,, WHAT"S  AN "AXSIS GRAMPA">?
[COS] i
[COS] um
[COS] yknow what
[COS] i dont know what an axsis grampa is
[COS] why dont you just ask elettra what caps lock is
[MAN] OKAYU, COSMO....I"LL GO AND AKS HER RIGHT NOW...WAIOT JUASTR A MINUTE FOIR MNE OKAY....
[MAN] I"M BACK COSMO....ARE YIOU STIL;L THERE
[COS] yes grampa
[MAN] ELETTRA DIDN;Y KNOW WHAT A HAT LLOCK GRAMOA WAS EITHER....
[COS] a
[COS] hat lock
[COS] oh
[COS] maybe thisll just remain a mystery grampa
[MAN] ITR"S LIJKE I ALWAYS  SAY, COSMO....SOMETIMES THERE ARE THINGS TYOYU"RE HJUST NOT MEANT TO KNOW....
[MAN] AND THYAGT"S OKAY....NOBODGT IS MEANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING....
[MAN] WE JUST HAVE TO ALL MAKE OYUTR OWN WAYS IN LIFE..;.
[MAN] AND FIND WHAT MAKES US HAPPY...
[MAN] NO MARRER WHYAT...
[MAN] COMSO?? ARE YUOU STYIKLL THERE??
[COS] yeah
[COS] im still here
[COS] that was just
[COS] a nice thought grampa
[MAN] JUST BECAYUSE I"M IOKLDER THABN THE DUIRT DOESN"T MEAN I DPON"T KNOW WHATR I"M TALKING ABOUT SONMETIMES....
[MAN] YOUR OLD GRAMPS HAS STILL GOT IT, CVOSMO....
[COS] yeah you do
[COS] see you soon
[MAN] HAVE  A GREWAT DATY MY AWSOME GRANDCHIKLD,....