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Displaying 10 most recent conversations between WitchesBlue and CrashedBurnt...
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2003, 2d5mo
Other party is using AXSIS SpeechToText 4.7.0.
Other party is using AXSIS TextToSpeech 8.0.1.
[CB] Hey you got plans for your birthday.
[WB] i do
[WB] what did you make them for me or something
[CB] Oh no sorry.
[CB] That was a question.
[CB] This speech to text app still hasn't figured out punctuation.
[CB] So do you got plans for your birthday question mark.
[CB] That didn't work did it.
[WB] no but i get what youre askin
[WB] no plans yet but im sure my parents are gonna wanna do something
[WB] not lookin forward to it tbh
[WB] gonna have to dress up all nice or whatever
[WB] settle in for a long evening of them tellin me i look so handsome
[CB] That's the worst.
[WB] its not the end of the world i guess
[WB] maybe ill get some gold or something as a present
[WB] ive been burnin most of mine on that suburbs game
[WB] i think ive got enough for one more session then ill have to wait until i save more
[CB] The Suburbs you mean the one in beta.
[CB] I've heard bits and pieces about it.
[CB] How is it.
[WB] its super addictin really
[WB] lotsa wheels within wheels sorta thing
[WB] apparently the end goal is to create a whole new universe inside the game
[WB] at which point i guess youre controllin the characters controllin the people inside that new universe
[WB] i wonder how deep it goes
[WB] just gamers all the way down
[WB] i wanna start that new game too
[CB] New game.
[WB] the one thats been gettin all the good press
[WB] take ten
[WB] man now i wanna play some suburbs
[WB] i think im gonna go do that
[CB] Okay have fun.
[CB] Good night.

1721, 1d5mo
Other party is using AXSIS SpeechToText 4.7.0.
Other party is using AXSIS TextToSpeech 8.0.1.
[CB] Yo.
[WB] yoooo hows it goin
CrashedBurnt has sent the file: a6121245.pic
Image description: A cute cat in front of a building.
[WB] what in the world am i lookin at here
[CB] My pic to text app tells me it's a picture of a cute cat.
[CB] I thought you would enjoy it.
[CB] It's not a cute cat is it.
[WB] its
[WB] um
[CB] Tell me I can take it.
[WB] you know the phrase eldritch horror
[CB] I'm passingly familiar with it yes.
[WB] apply that phrase to a cat
[CB] Oh.
[WB] also its burnin a building down
[CB] But is it cute.
[WB] um in a way i guess
[CB] Then there you go.

0056, 18d4mo
Other party is using AXSIS SpeechToText 4.7.0.
Other party is using AXSIS TextToSpeech 8.0.0.
[CB] Hey sorry I missed your messages.
[CB] I was out all evening I was at Ms. Kronopoulos's house.
[CB] She's like a goddamned encyclopedia did you know that.
[CB] Ask her about anything and she knows the answer.
[CB] She was able to recite newspaper articles from the last year by memory.
[CB] And she could tell me where every blackeye recently was found.
[CB] Anyway my point is that she made finishing my research project a lot easier.
[CB] The answer you were asking about is two pie over three at least that's what I got.
[CB] I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that that didn't get transcribed right.
[CB] Talk to you later.

2107, 17d4mo
Other party is using AXSIS SpeechToText 4.7.0.
Other party is using AXSIS TextToSpeech 8.0.0.
[WB] hey cb you there
[WB] i wanted to ask you about one of the sections ms k assigned us
[WB] section 4
[WB] like
[WB] i did it and all but i just wanna check that its right
[WB] and youre a lot better at math than me
[WB] look see
[WB] you forced me to admit that
[WB] as if our respective grades werent proof enough
[WB] god proofs
[WB] fuckin hate proofs
[WB] pretty sure they were sent here by the goddess specifically to punish me personally
[WB] like 'look at me im a consistent thread of logic leading to a conclusion'
[WB] youre not special
[WB] i could lead to a conclusion if i wanted to
[WB] quod erat demonstrandum
[WB] more like
[WB] quod erat demonstrandumb
[WB] this is the kind of sizzling hot content you get when you subscribe to fiametta facts
[WB] anyway message me back when you can
[WB] thanks

1657, 16d4mo
Other party is using AXSIS SpeechToText 4.7.0.
Other party is using AXSIS TextToSpeech 8.0.0.
[WB] look thanks again for letting me stay over last night
[WB] after i went to see ms k about that math stuff
[WB] i realized i just couldnt go home
[WB] thankfully my parents were okay with it
[CB] No problem it's always cool hanging out.
[CB] We need to put some more time into Gemstone Glory soon.
[WB] no kidding
[WB] plus
[WB] those waffles your mom made this morning
[WB] those were the most bomb ass waffles i have ever had the pleasure of stuffing down my face hole
[CB] Wow.
[CB] I wish I could have never read that combination of words.
[WB] they were good waffles is what im saying
[CB] Yeah I got that.

2330, 13d4mo
Other party is using AXSIS SpeechToText 4.6.9.
Other party is using AXSIS TextToSpeech 7.59.123.
[WB] bees
[CB] Bees.
[WB] beees
[CB] Bees.
[WB] beeeeees
[CB] Bees.
[WB] beeeeeeeeeeees
[CB] B E E S.

1657, 11d4mo
Other party is using AXSIS SpeechToText 4.6.9.
Other party is using AXSIS TextToSpeech 7.59.123.
[WB] im going to die
[WB] i swear
[WB] either my parents are gonna kill me or im gonna do the job myself
[CB] What's wrong.
[WB] my dad said i needed to man up
[WB] because i didnt wanna go to a breaker game
[WB] and i snapped at him
[WB] and it turned into this whole thing
[WB] i mean for one how is going to a breaker game a man thing
[CB] Right my mom loves breaker.
[WB] exactly
[WB] and second i don't need to man up thank you very much
[WB] if anything i need to woman up
[CB] Are you going to tell them any time soon.
[WB] i am in no hurry to come outta the closet to them.
[WB] no idea how theyd take it
[WB] mom might be touch and go
[WB] she likes talkin about how im her little boy
[WB] and then dad
[WB] well
[WB] just keep an eye on the death reports in the news if i ever tell him
[CB] Yikes.
[CB] That bad.
[WB] like i said
[WB] dunno
[WB] but im not expecting the best ill put it that way
[CB] Ouch.
[CB] Look anytime you need to get out of there for a bit you can come over.
[CB] You know my mom likes you.
[WB] hell if i know why
[CB] Hey same.
[WB] but thanks

1521, 9d4mo
Other party is using AXSIS SpeechToText 4.6.9.
Other party is using AXSIS TextToSpeech 7.59.119.
[CB] I blame you for this.
[WB] oh no what did i do
[CB] Every time now I hear the phrase you know what they say.
[WB] lemme guess
[WB] you think 'who doesnt love party favors'
[CB] Exactly.
[CB] And I start laughing every time.
[CB] And nobody else has any context.
[CB] And it's never as funny when I try to explain it.
[CB] And it's all your fault.
[WB] i apologize for nothing

1233, 8d4mo
Other party is using AXSIS SpeechToText 4.6.8.
Other party is using AXSIS TextToSpeech 7.59.117.
[WB] hey so hows that research project going
[CB] Oh shit I forgot about that.
[CB] Need to get cracking on info on blackeyes.
[CB] When is it due again.
[WB] the end of the month
[CB] Oh good that's plenty of time.
[WB] i dunno why i bothered asking
[WB] youre just gonna do it all at the last minute and get a perfect score
[WB] like always
[WB] exaggerated drawn-out sigh
[CB] You can't fool me I don't think you were actually sighing.
[WB] damn got me again

1841, 6d4mo
Other party is using AXSIS SpeechToText 4.6.7.
Other party is using AXSIS TextToSpeech 7.59.101.
[WB] hey hey so 191 glass-eyed screamers walk into the bar
[WB] and the bartender says 'get out we dont serve glass-eyed screamers here'
[WB] and the glass-eyed screamers respond
[WB] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[WB] AAAAAAAAA
[WB] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[WB] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[CB] Blocked.

> Chat: RiskySophism

Conversation initiated between WitchesBlue and RiskySophism.
1611, 3d5mo
[WB] hey desta
[WB] how's it goin
[RS] wb? what's up?
[WB] huh
[WB] wouldnta pegged you as someone who used screen names instead of actual names
[RS] oh. sorry. it's just, your first name is super long.
[RS] and when i try to abbreviate it with your last name, i just get ff.
[RS] which sounds like i'm starting to cuss you out.
[WB] to be fair
[WB] i wouldnt mind in the slightest if you messaged me just to cuss me out
[WB] that shit would be hysterical
[WB] all like
[RS] wb. please.
[WB] 'conversation initiated between rs and wb'
[WB] 'oh hey whats up'
[RS] fiametta.
[WB] 'you know what's up you freaker'
[WB] wow
[WB] even in this absurd hypothetical informed mostly by my perception of you from what your brother told me i cant imagine you cussing
[WB] truly desta you are the purest of the pure
[RS] i most certainly am not.
[WB] oh yeah
[WB] sure
[WB] then you wont mind lettin loose with the filthiest obscenities you can imagine
[WB] right now
[RS] i don't have to prove myself to you.
[RS] look, did you message me for a reason, or did you just want to taunt me?
[WB] oh yeah
[WB] good call on redirectin me
[WB] otherwise ill keep going like this
[WB] a hole with no fuckin bottom thats for sure
[WB] okay so if you couldnt tell from how i keep dancin around the point here
[WB] this is kinda hard to ask
[WB] but did your brother ghost me or something
[WB] he hasn't responded to any of my messages for a long time
[WB] not since he told me that he had some big plans for 2d18mo
[RS] oh. um.
[RS] i.
[RS] i sort of.
[RS] i can't talk about that.
[RS] there was a big problem that day when we.
[RS] i mean when he.
[RS] when he, uh.
[RS] i just can't talk about it.
[RS] it attracted a lot of attention, and the news people were everywhere, and.
[RS] i mean.
[RS] sorry.
[WB] um
[WB] okay i guess
[WB] sorry for prying