RE: Swiping Right by Moonlight
05-21-2019, 02:23 AM
(04-10-2019, 10:46 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »A blurry picture of your pet that you took by accident when your hand slipped.
But the expression was priceless, so you favorited it and are going to use it as your photo.
(04-10-2019, 11:44 PM)cutelilufo Wrote: »A blurry picture of a fake skeleton in a dark room, taken with the flash on.
Ah. You know exactly which photo to use.
Last Halloween, one of your neighbours loaned you a life-sized plastic skeleton to spread the holiday cheer. You let your hamster play around inside the skull one night—you were a little bit drunk—and thought to immortalize the moment on your phone. The photo came out blurry and your poor hamster probably didn't appreciate the accidental flash, but its expression made you laugh. You uploaded it to your Snapstagram Story and tagged both the hamster and skeleton '#me'. Several months later, and you still feel that GPOY vibe.
Chuckling to yourself, you add the photo to your profile and click 'SUBMIT'. The app applauds you with a colourful 'SUCCESS!' and an explosion of digital confetti.
The app prompts you to start swiping - but before you can jump into the fray, your phone buzzes thrice. You recognize the alert as being mapped to messages from (sigh) your overbearing mother.
What do you do?