not a number (a chat log adventure - 10-30)

((Just so y'all know, I have this up in a few different places, so if you see commands you don't recognize, that's why!))

> Open: AXSIS IdentiCard

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Name: FORTUNATA, COSMO
Alias: FIAMETTA
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Age: 16 yrs
Sex: M
Birthday: 5d5mo
Blood type: AB
Address: 522 Plaza Promenada, Vezretti, Vandrio
Blood donor: Y
Organ donor: Y
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> Install: unauthorized 3rd-party application

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> Open: saved logs (DozingGoner)

Launching AXSIS ChatLogViewer 2.7.11...

Displaying 10 most recent conversations between WitchesBlue and DozingGoner...
DozingGoner is registered in AXSIS Contacts. Open AXSIS Contacts for more information.

1120, 2d5mo
[WB] hey dg you there
[WB] she asked as if the answer would finally be yes
[WB] 'oh yeah of course im here'
[WB] 'sorry about that i was in the shower'
[WB] 'for 7 months'
[WB] 'it was a fuckin fantastic shower lemme tell you'
[WB] 'soap everywhere'
[WB] 'just piles of sponges it was great'
[WB] anyway when you get outta your hypothetical shower lemme know

1501, 17d4mo
[WB] dg my man are you around or not
[WB] look i dont wanna bug your sister about this
[WB] i barely know her and if it turns out youre just ghostin me
[WB] i dont wanna drag her into it
[WB] if you are ghostin me
[WB] itd be kinda nice if you let me know

2145, 5d4mo
[WB] dg whats goin on

1134, 18d3mo
[WB] hey dg
[WB] dg

1426, 12d3mo
[WB] talk to me dg

1205, 12d2mo
[WB] sorry if im buggin you
[WB] look ill give it another month

1847, 17d1mo
[WB] i know its been a while since i last messaged you
[WB] was kinda hopin youd decided to talk to me
[WB] but i guess not

0908, 7d18mo
[WB] please dg just tell me whats up
[WB] i even got up early today like you keep telling me
[WB] cmon man
[WB] im worried

1022, 5d18mo
[WB] hey dg so howd that thing go
[WB] you know that thing that you wouldnt tell me about
[WB] that thing you were being all mysterious about
[WB] dg
[WB] well you dont have to tell me thats fine
[WB] do you still want to hang out today
[WB] mc shader is droppin her new album today
[WB] i dont got much left in my gold account
[WB] but i could pick it up and we could listen to it
[WB] and you could be all
[WB] 'grr argh this isnt real music'
[WB] and i could be all
[WB] 'music is vocal instrumental or mechanical sounds havin rhythm melody or harmony'
[WB] 'so technically youre right'
[WB] 'but its still cool to listen to'
[WB] cmon dg
[WB] if you dont jump in here ill just keep goin
[WB] and im sure its entertainin
[WB] i mean im havin a fuckin ball
[WB] but i kinda wanna hear your thoughts on the matter
[WB] dg
[WB] bro

2107, 1d18mo
[WB] hey dg my main brosecutor
[WB] bropane salesbro
[WB] brodingham
[WB] broseph
[DG] hi wb!
[DG] howzit?
[WB] cant complain
[WB] you
[DG] p. gud
[DG] xcited!
[WB] yeah
[WB] about what
[DG] big thing tomorrow!
[WB] oooh
[WB] a big thing
[WB] i know how you roll
[WB] only the biggest of things for you
[WB] but for real what kind of thing and how big are we talkin
[DG] hm... can't tell u yet!
[DG] but it's gonna be a big deal!
[WB] the biggest
[DG] the biggest!
[DG] and i h8 to say...
[DG] u got me at a bad time! gotta get some rest for tmrw.
[WB] well damn
[WB] my timing is as always exceptional
[WB] hey before you go
[WB] do you wanna hang out soon
[DG] sure! how bout in a few days?
[DG] like the 5th or something?
[WB] sounds good to me
[WB] see you then
[DG] see u!