Sozzletown: the thread where you use substances

i wake up with a cattle tag that says "nature's mistake" on my ear. i rip it off (my entire ear included) and chuck it at the sky. the ear floats on up to the heavens. there is a fanfare.

when a celestial hand comes down to your head and pats it proudly, everything goes warm for a minute. then you come to and realize that some god left a "nature's mistake" propeller-cap on your head which is, alas, stuck on pretty tight