The 2am thread

oooooooo please leave flowers at my 2:09 grave aka the literal ocean. Just chuck some flowers into the sea (any sea) and if they're for me Ill find them. And no plastic flowers, or I will haunt you in an unpleasant non-Casper way until you do your part to clear up some of the ocean plastic garbage float. Afterwards, I might haunt you still, but in a chill, Silvia from Wilde Life esqe way. But more powerful because I had so many bed time regrets that can never be solved with my new immortal non-body.