The 2am thread

So, 2 am. We meet again. How are you? How's your family of sleep-deprived night creatures? Good I suspect.

I'm writing you this post on my phone because my computer is far and my laptop might make a noise and wake the souls of the dead, who would surely take revenge.

Listen, I should really go to bed. Like really. Not just in bed, or lying in bed in the darkness, but asleep. Is that so much to ask, Mr Sandman??