RE: Tatanga vs. Crash Man
05-08-2019, 03:03 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-08-2019, 03:10 AM by Fairfax.)
PART 2/2 - for the full update, see previous post
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It appears that by the addition of his appellation, Crash Man has completed one of five requirements for a Hostile Takeover of Fort Tatanga. Upon a successful Hostile Takeover, the subjected Fort will be completely renovated and transferred to the ownership of whichever Team completes said Takeover. In order to finish the job, Crash Man still has to raise his own Flag above the Fort, steal an equippable weapon belonging to the enemy, damage the Fort until its status is Truly Trashed, and remove each member of Team Tatanga from the Fort's interior.
Evidently, a Hostile Takeover is no easy task, but Crash Man is on his way. The journey of a thousand property thefts begins with a single act of vandalism.
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Forget about all this 'turn' nonsense! There's no way that Library's still incomplete after all this time, and Tatanga intends to taste the literary fruit of his labor. He decides to speed up the Tertiary Room's grand opening timeline by hoisting up one of his remaining Space Rocks...
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...and slamming it into the door to the Library at high velocity.
The wooden door disappears to reveal a completely bricked-up passageway behind it.
Tatanga mentally prepares the structure of a strongly-worded letter he intends to write FEDA about their ridiculous construction practices. How they manage to outfit an entire newly-constructed Fort in a matter of seconds and subsequently drag their feet when it comes to a single Library is completely beyond Tatanga.
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Crash Man gets to work on that Hostile Takeover checklist by attempting to swipe Tatanga's prized Stone Hammer.
No luck; the darn thing's wedged pretty solidly in the Terminal. Even with Crash Man's powerful mechanical joints, it looks like the Stone Hammer's not going anywhere at the moment.
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The Third Party switches their field of view to the missing fighter.
Wow, that Standard Bomb must have packed quite the explosive power to have Magikarp still flying through the sky like that! Either that, or the little guy just weighs next to nothing.
The Third Party examines Magikarp's trajectory. Where, exactly, is he going to land?
It appears that by the addition of his appellation, Crash Man has completed one of five requirements for a Hostile Takeover of Fort Tatanga. Upon a successful Hostile Takeover, the subjected Fort will be completely renovated and transferred to the ownership of whichever Team completes said Takeover. In order to finish the job, Crash Man still has to raise his own Flag above the Fort, steal an equippable weapon belonging to the enemy, damage the Fort until its status is Truly Trashed, and remove each member of Team Tatanga from the Fort's interior.
Evidently, a Hostile Takeover is no easy task, but Crash Man is on his way. The journey of a thousand property thefts begins with a single act of vandalism.
Snorby from UPN Wrote:Tatanga, whip a Space Rock through the door to the library. Caution to the wind, get in there at any cost!
Forget about all this 'turn' nonsense! There's no way that Library's still incomplete after all this time, and Tatanga intends to taste the literary fruit of his labor. He decides to speed up the Tertiary Room's grand opening timeline by hoisting up one of his remaining Space Rocks...
...and slamming it into the door to the Library at high velocity.
The wooden door disappears to reveal a completely bricked-up passageway behind it.
Tatanga mentally prepares the structure of a strongly-worded letter he intends to write FEDA about their ridiculous construction practices. How they manage to outfit an entire newly-constructed Fort in a matter of seconds and subsequently drag their feet when it comes to a single Library is completely beyond Tatanga.
Skunkbrains from MSPFA Wrote:Crashman: Take the hammer and chase Tatanga into the library.
Crash Man gets to work on that Hostile Takeover checklist by attempting to swipe Tatanga's prized Stone Hammer.
No luck; the darn thing's wedged pretty solidly in the Terminal. Even with Crash Man's powerful mechanical joints, it looks like the Stone Hammer's not going anywhere at the moment.
Snorby from UPN Wrote:Third Party, check to see if Magikarp is okay.
The Third Party switches their field of view to the missing fighter.
Wow, that Standard Bomb must have packed quite the explosive power to have Magikarp still flying through the sky like that! Either that, or the little guy just weighs next to nothing.
The Third Party examines Magikarp's trajectory. Where, exactly, is he going to land?