RE: GPT-2 Outputs Thread
04-19-2019, 04:16 PM
I got up today morning and found that there was a large, human-faced cat standing outside my door. It held a cake in its paws, made of plaster and cotton.
HUMAN-FACED CAT: [grinning menacingly] "You want this cake. It is good." [shouting to Cat.] "So what do you have in mind? A good meal. Good dinner." [cat begins laughing nervously in Cat's ear]
HUMAN-FACED CAT: [groan] "Oh, you haven't eaten in months. Are you kidding?" [cat laughs] "Of course. Have a good meal and leave us alone." [cat starts eating] (Cat looks at her friend and apologizes)
HUMAN-FACED CAT: [giggling as Cat is looking at the cake] Y'know what? It's a good cake, a good meal!" [cat makes a sad face and Cat continues giving cat food to the cake)
TALK TO CAT: [to Cat] No. I am sorry…
(TALK TO CAT) You are a sweet cat. A sweet cat is the one who has given life to the world. A sweet cat can always be turned into a sweet cat.
(TALK TO CAT, AFTER FINDING HANDS OF PET CARDS AND CATERING)
HUMAN-FACED CATS: [nodding] Thank you so much, you really came out here today.
(PID FATHER) "Yes, thank you so much. You are the best. So I am glad you have enjoyed your stay today. It was such a good meal with lots of good food and some good snacks" (PID FATHER) "I have some sweets too. I can tell you what. And my sister was kind enough to allow me her own sweets." [cat looks confused]
(PID FATHER) "I wish you came to see me. I'm sure I'll be okay." [cat shudders and takes a cupful of her coffee but she quickly returns it] "Y'know?" [Cat, confused, looks at her friend.] "Yeah? Thank you so much. You were very helpful, so grateful." (PID FATHER) "Hmmm. This is wonderful. Your face was beautiful today, and we both looked forward to seeing things again. This is so comforting. I really think you just want this cake. It is a wonderful meal, right? I love that I can enjoy eating. My heart is so filled with this delicious stuff that I feel like I'm about to get up from the chair!"
HUMAN FACED CATS: [laughing] I love it, my cat.
(PID FATHER) "I want you to take this cake on my next visit. But, wait what? You should be the one that is not coming to visit?" (PID FATHER) "I need to see you.
HUMAN-FACED CAT: [grinning menacingly] "You want this cake. It is good." [shouting to Cat.] "So what do you have in mind? A good meal. Good dinner." [cat begins laughing nervously in Cat's ear]
HUMAN-FACED CAT: [groan] "Oh, you haven't eaten in months. Are you kidding?" [cat laughs] "Of course. Have a good meal and leave us alone." [cat starts eating] (Cat looks at her friend and apologizes)
HUMAN-FACED CAT: [giggling as Cat is looking at the cake] Y'know what? It's a good cake, a good meal!" [cat makes a sad face and Cat continues giving cat food to the cake)
TALK TO CAT: [to Cat] No. I am sorry…
(TALK TO CAT) You are a sweet cat. A sweet cat is the one who has given life to the world. A sweet cat can always be turned into a sweet cat.
(TALK TO CAT, AFTER FINDING HANDS OF PET CARDS AND CATERING)
HUMAN-FACED CATS: [nodding] Thank you so much, you really came out here today.
(PID FATHER) "Yes, thank you so much. You are the best. So I am glad you have enjoyed your stay today. It was such a good meal with lots of good food and some good snacks" (PID FATHER) "I have some sweets too. I can tell you what. And my sister was kind enough to allow me her own sweets." [cat looks confused]
(PID FATHER) "I wish you came to see me. I'm sure I'll be okay." [cat shudders and takes a cupful of her coffee but she quickly returns it] "Y'know?" [Cat, confused, looks at her friend.] "Yeah? Thank you so much. You were very helpful, so grateful." (PID FATHER) "Hmmm. This is wonderful. Your face was beautiful today, and we both looked forward to seeing things again. This is so comforting. I really think you just want this cake. It is a wonderful meal, right? I love that I can enjoy eating. My heart is so filled with this delicious stuff that I feel like I'm about to get up from the chair!"
HUMAN FACED CATS: [laughing] I love it, my cat.
(PID FATHER) "I want you to take this cake on my next visit. But, wait what? You should be the one that is not coming to visit?" (PID FATHER) "I need to see you.