April (Text adventure)

set up a security camera by y0ur r00mates bed. and tell em its theres.

That could be a thing, budget allowing. Well, not that it'd do much to protect you or stop Allison from trashing the apartment, but maybe you could get some proof. Maybe then you could convince her and get her to do something proactive about it next time. Though she might be mad if she figured you were trying to record her, so there's tactics to consider.

You consider employing chemical warfare against your roommate. Could be worth a shot, though that specific idea... could be far more unpleasant to clean up than just smashed furniture.

how about. uh. sneezing powder. mix it 50/50 with sneezing powder

Hmm, that could be a thing. Though you're not sure how sneezing powder works or where to get it from.

pull over and pry the hubcaps off your tires. get the bendy straws out of your glove compartment, along with the latex gloves. nest the straws and tape the glove airtightly onto one end. blow until inflated, hold your real thumb over the bottom end, then quickly slip it down the hatch. give the inflated glove a firm handshake; congratulations, you've improvised a turkey baster. unload your bounty into the hubcap and carefully load it into the boot of the passenger seat. reseal your gas tank and continue driving. this inventory item will be vital for a spell, and you won't have the time to gather it later

You get an idea to rifle through your glove compartment for anything that could come in handy. There's a box of nitrile gloves you took from work (ice cream gotta be clean yo), several old and wrinkled pamphlets, a little spare makeup kit (probably not in the best of shape), an electric lighter (it looked cool and inexpensive, though you still feel guilty for the impulse buy), and a smooshed up wad of receipts.