RE: April (Text adventure)
04-19-2019, 01:49 AM
(04-19-2019, 01:38 AM)a52 Wrote: »you know what really gets a werewolf good? lasagna. go to costco and get an industrial-sized vat of ricotta cheese, and mix it 50/50 with unflavored laxatives. that'll show her.
You consider employing chemical warfare against your roommate. Could be worth a shot, though that specific idea... could be far more unpleasant to clean up than just smashed furniture.